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“No, no, no!” Danny scowled. “No exploratory dissections!”

“Danny, it’d be an amazing contribution to ecto-science-” Jack began. 

“Unless you guys can like, give me top surgery while you’re at it, no way,” Danny interrupted sarcastically. Maddie and Jack glanced at each other.

“Deal,” she agreed. Danny paused.

“Um. What?”

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im sick guys

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if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.

i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales

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okay but jean's surprise at the banquet when neil understands his french. jean who spoke french to neil in the nest. jean who probably hadn't spoken french since kevin left. jean who hasn't had anyone to speak to in the language he's most comfortable in for so long.

jean finding out his lost forever partner speaks french.

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wip of an au thing :D

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vintage love heart lamb cakes by bluu.squeaks

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a bad dream?

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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

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Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

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my favorite thing about andreil is that they spent the first two books observing each other like strange bugs in a lab going "mmm how peculiar" at each others every move only to come to the conclusion "wow this dudes 100% not all there. i should be gay about it" and then they are and its the healthiest thing you've ever seen

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hc that after all the canon foxes graduate, wymack starts every summer training meeting with "first of all, are any of you part of a major mafia family, running from a major mafia family, or the son of someone very high in the chain of a major mafia family? no problem if you are, i just want a heads up this time."

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kevin day inadvertently raised the deadliest aunty known to mankind, kayleigh’s legacy is carrying in

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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf