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It’s a short fic but I started crying 😭

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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not now. mommys making a 0 note post

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Let's set the scene: it's Hold Them Down, the stage had been filled with table to mimic a dining hall. The suitors are trying to string the bow, unsuccessfully. Antinous stands up on a central table and begins firing up the men while their plan is projected in the background. While this is happening, a cloaked figure begins taking some props away. A stage hand, perhaps? An observant person might notice, however, that the food on the tables remains untouched, only the weapons have been moved. While everyone, including the audience, is distracted by the musical number, this same cloaked figure steps into the stage once again, taking the king's bow that had been discarded in a corner. They calmly string the bow, shooting through the twelve axes and Antinous throat in a single shot. As he falls choking on his own blood, all the lights are abruptly cut, leaving only the mysterious figure spotlighted in red. He removes his cloak, revealing Odysseus. The red light also goes out, leaving the stage shrouded in darkness.

The hunt has begun.

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stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.

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currently looking for funny gender neutral alternatives to “ya girl” or “ya boi”

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Gender is fake but girl power is real, therefore my No Boys Allowed household calls my Girl Cats™️:

Little lady

Ms. Ma'am

Girlie

Girlie pop

Girlie girl

Girlie whirly

The Spirit of the Great Huntress Artemis

Bitch

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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and my cheese

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

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Not sure how many people are gonna see this and be interested, but I made an animatic for The Challenge, from Epic The Musical! I'd be really happy if y'all watched it and maybe showed it some love if you liked it :)

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So… I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.

I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?

They're my fucking hero.

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hey um. can you please work on that art thing you wanted to make. please

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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@nenerobopistol noodles are ready