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For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

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For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

[eloiselikescheese]

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

[eloiselikescheese]

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

[eloiselikescheese]

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

[eloiselikescheese]

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

[eloiselikescheese]

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

[eloiselikescheese]

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

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For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

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For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

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Two little wolves

Piece from last year that I’m still very proud of :)

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This man is my everything

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MC honey I don’t think anyone’s gonna want to blow you up if you randomly join a post like this

open tags either way lol

Starting new picrew bc I find this one super cute and pretty so lets go! LINK

No pressure tag @wyvernslovecake @bby-deerling @nina-ya @ringdabel @im-stuck-in-fandom-hell and everyone who wants to join! 💛

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I’ll schedule this for February 22nd.

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Before we get together, she's complaining about online dating. My first thought is "Just date me!" Not in a romantic way though, oh no. I just think she's cool and nice. And I would do anything to make her happy. And I will personally destroy anyone who doesn't treat her as well as I (hypothetically) would. But like, in a platonic way. Because that's just how friends are, of course. I do not realize this is a crush for 6 months. I rack my brain trying to think of someone good enough for her. No one is.

When I realize my feelings for her, I don't ask her out. But tell her, just so she knows how amazing she is. Because she deserves to know. And I think it will make her happy to know someone is thinking about her. There is no other motivation. I am not expecting to date her. I know her type and I don't match it. I just want her to know how loveable she is. I just want her to know she's special. And all the dumb dumbs who blow her off are idiots, and she deserves the world. This is a totally normal conversation to have. Especially with a friend. A friend you plan to stay platonically friends with.

After our 3rd date, I realize her birthday is coming up. We are not "official" yet. I want to make her something so she has a meaningful gift in case we stay together. But I want it to be something she can still use and enjoy in case we don't stay together. So I spend 6 weeks crocheting a blanket for her. The clear solution to "thoughtful yet practical." I don't see any problem making this birthday gift for someone who may or may not be my girlfriend by then.

I'm looking for a new apartment. 1 bedroom, I don't want roommates. We haven't been dating long enough for me to even consider moving in with her. I don't want to anyway, she owns her house. It's too far from my work and my friends. I imagine where my stuff will go and how my decor would go with hers when I do move in.

6 months in, I have a solid plan of how I would (will) propose. The plan is for 3+ years in the future. Part of it hinges on something that could not happen until several years into our relationship. Just in case I get the urge to do it sooner. I can't, I have to wait for The Thing. That's the normal way to plan a proposal. (I can't say what The Thing is she follows me on tumblr.) I was adamant that I would never get married. But that was before her. I'm drafting wedding vows while I fall asleep.

We're almost a year in, and I'm just realizing Lesbian Brain does some...wild shit. Maybe some of that wasn't like totally normal? But then I remember HER and it all makes sense again. Lesbian Brain.