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the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

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MY LONGEST YEAH GIRL EVER

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everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

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where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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Like, 90% of infomercial style products were designed by/for disabled people, but you wouldn’t know that, because there is no viable market for them. THey have to be marketted and sold to abled people just so that any money can be made of off them and so the people who actually need them will have access.

I think snuggies are the one example almost everyone knows. They were invented for wheelchair users (Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a coat on and off of someone in a wheelchair? Cause it’s PRETTY FUCKIN HARD.) But now everyone just acts like they’re some ~quirky, white people thing~ and not A PRODUCT DESIGNED TO MAKE PEOPLES DAY TO DAY LIVES 10000X EASIER.

But if at any point you were to take your head out of your own ass and go “Hey, who would a product like this benefit,” that would be really cool.

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that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

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game: you can buy clothing and accessories for your character, but we advise that you focus on other, more important things like- me, walking into the marketplace:

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Mozzarella sticks are hard. (via ehrees)

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“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face