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[eloise-clarion]

Let's do this monkey dance!

If I were you, I wouldn't take a shower tonight, or tomorrow really

-His smile staggers as he takes her hand and the two find themselves in the place where they were raised. His expression turns grim at the thought.- Shall we? 

[eloise-clarion]

Listen my friend, life is a game whether you know it or not, doesn't matter. Whatever you'd like to think. Of course, I would say I'm doing it for my own entertainment but that would break your little heart and I wouldn't want that just yet.

Well, there's that but no, I mean masters too. You see, I work for the Clarion household. Master Melville Clarion is my master. His daughter can suck it though, she's a bitch. Maybe for suddenly turned pansies. I hate to be in a boring place for too long. Okay, I'll be sure to spill something, sounds juicy. *winks playfully*

Give me a freaking wow, I've never even been to the Big Apple that people talk about. I wonder what it'd be like living in the hustle bustle of it all. Concentrated on other things, eh? What like girls and all the shit that hormonal boys think about? 

Well, shit.

Mmm? You’re playing a game I’m not aware about here? Never thought the concept of your hilarity would be needing a proof. Skipping classes yeah, you sure you wanna do that for me? Or for you own entertainment?

Masters? We’re not…In some old ass era are we? Or you mean extra virgin purebloods then I can understand the sentiments. Oi, boring is nice when you need a break. -Arches an eyebrow at her choice of words- Tell me not to spill anything to you. You look scary when you say that.

Thank lucky stars again of course. Oh right, the city is busy just as New York is but I guess I was..too concentrated on other things.

[eloise-clarion]

Ah, there we go. That was an amused laugh or snort or whatever the fuck that was. Admit it, I'm hilarious. You got it, mister. I'm skipping class for today, you ready to ding dong ditch yours? 

Good, now I know we can be friends. I hate people who are masters or whatever shit they call it. Aw, boring but if you say so. I'll be holding you to that, you better believe it. Dark phases though, eh? Sounds juicy. 

I'm a master with words, you're lucky I got to shower you with them. Just alright? Dear lord, that's a crime. I thought the motherland was the biggest bustling city of them all. 

Well, shit.

I have lucky stars, indeed. For now -confirms with an amused huff- If you don’t have any classes to attend? I don’t mind.

Servants? Hardly. The only person I boss around is my brother and trust me, it feels like I’m the pauper trying to get him away from falling straight on his little face. Oh? I just say things how I want ‘em to sound like. And ‘bout that, you might not want to know what a complete tyrant I was. Dark phases, you could say. Nah, we’ll see if I’ll make up something. Too lazy to start a mess at the moment to be honest.

It was alright. -Shrugs-

You’re good with words, yeah?

[eloise-clarion]

You're welcome, I'm usually not this merciful so thank your lucky stars. Well, I'm not exactly an old timer but I could show you around if that'd be up your alley way. Oh, but I could but I won't for now. Are you? Aren't you just a fancy pantsy, got servants up your way? If so, I'll kick your scrawny buttocks. Really? What makes you say that? Ooo, things just got interesting. Trickster god, hm? Care to prove you're worth your name? 

Oh, back in the motherland. Well, I hope it wasn't too bad. Maybe, your face does look all sorts of familiar, maybe it'll come back to me, maybe it won't. You'll never know. 

Well, shit.

Very thankful of your mercy, miss because poor me I’ve just stepped in this new life of university. Can’t break me just like that, y’know? Why yes I am, after all, from a noble house for something. Ah, Eloise. Quite French-y, yeah? Suits you though. And I’m Loki, yeah the trickster god in case you know the meaning.

-Chuckles at her antiques and so maybe it might not be that bad to hang around with the girl…Until she sticks her nose in his business too long-

Ah yeah but I transferred to some academy during my last year back in the native so… -shrugs- Perhaps I’m familiar because you saw me before, I guess?

[eloise-clarion]

No one is spared from the torture. It's a flip of a coin, chance my friend. But since you're being a good sport about it, I might consider letting you off the hook. For now. Aren't you just the gentleman. Eloise is my name, trouble is my game. Don't wear it out. Now you've got to cough your name out. Right, that's what they all say? 

You're welcome, it's good to know that I'm almost everyone's type. I never knew that being judged was like being judged. You just blew my brains out, fellow. 

Nah, nah. Don't give me that shit. Gots to be a lie. By the way, are you a Hogwarts alum? Looking at you from this angle, you look all bits of familiar. 

Well, shit.

Victims. Oh jeez, spare me from the torture. Really, I’ll pinky promise not to get in the way. Name? How about ladies first then I’ll let you know who I am. No one special though so there’s nothing to research about. Just a fair warning.

Yeah okay sure, of course no problem. Glad to know someone at least has an idea of knowing what I want. -Flippant- And it’s like being judged, huh. -Somehow Loki actually does like her feisty responses although he reminds himself not to get too close to her-

Not many places, not famous ones. How about you?

[eloise-clarion]

Thank you! I love you Lancey pantsy. You're the best brother ever. *takes his hand and they both apparate to the academy in which they grew up in. She looks up at the place with a smug smile.*

If I were you, I wouldn't take a shower tonight, or tomorrow really

I-Fine. I will comply to your wishes this one time. I will not talk with Mistress Philippa for this week. Let’s go. -Puts his hand out while waiting for her to grab it so that they can apparate the fuck out of the University.-

[eloise-clarion]

Because she's nothing more than a wench that bosses you around. Just fucking promise me, Lance. I don't care if I soured the mood, you owe me one. I don't want to hear the rest of it. Just promise me and take me out to ice cream. 

If I were you, I wouldn't take a shower tonight, or tomorrow really

Why do you hate her so much that you wish me to stop talking to her? Why must you sour the mood by bringing up something like that? 

[eloise-clarion]

*Stops because hell no* What did you say? I thought that you said that you would slash could promise me anything if I asked for it. I haven't asked for anything since we got here. So give me this. Don't talk to your precious mistress for this week.

If I were you, I wouldn't take a shower tonight, or tomorrow really

Of course, Elo. You always did love that place. I can promise you anythin-Oh. I don’t know if I can promise you that. But yes, -puts his hand out for her to take it- 

[eloise-clarion]

Doesn't it? There are so many victims but I haven't been given a target yet to hit. That reminds me, do you have a name you'd like to suggest? Free of charge this time around. 

It's okay, I know you want all of this. Thank you, I've always wondered what it would be like to be part of the judgment. That was my intention, I do whatever I want, no one can tell me what to do. Really? Tell mama, where have you been? 

Well, shit.

-‘Definitely not trusting this one’-

Alright, it sounds fair enough. Places like here do often offer some juicy bits for you to feast on, huh?

W-wha? -snorts in amusement- You, totty, are officially some wanky whacknuts in my list. Welcome to the judgment. Far from what I’ve been thinking but if it pleases you then do say whatever you want. Ah, well not really. I’m just around, here and there.

[eloise-clarion]

Oh, I don't stalk in the bushes at all. More like what my ears pick up around the hallways and such. Besides, doing this research is the best way to figure out their weak-I need to hush. 

What did I say about using bad words? We have babies in this place, you dilly dallier. Are you trying to seduce me with your slow talking drawl or something? Because it's not enough, sorry to say. 

I see a glimmer of a smile so I'll take it you just don't want to show that I've charmed your pants off. Are you from the mother land? I don't know if it's good for me. 

Well, shit.

- Just what he needs, more godawful familiar names to pop out when he tries to blend in. With a slight frown, his exasperated manner retorts to a more cautious front when the girl mentions about ‘research’.-

You seem to be doing well with your seemingly splendid collecting skills, you’re not that kind of person to hide in the bush and stalk people…Hopefully?

Pfft hey child justice girl, you yourself have a rather fucking nice vocabulary. Slow talking? Nothing particular and none of your concern, I assure you that.

No, I kid you not. I’m not laughing unfortunately. Ah, I see. Well that’s good for you?

[eloise-clarion]

[eloise-clarion]

I just said that, and yeah, a human baby. Mother is that Mildred girl or something? That's what my research tells me. Why are you being so deadpanned, come on? I'm a fucking light to the world. 

I think she's married...but who knows, I need to do more investigation. What's up with all the...slow...talking...style? 

Interesting, I'll take a note of that. 

I'm fucking hilarious, are you kidding me? A long time ago, dilly dallier. I can't remember the last time I've been to the mother country.

Well, shit.

There’s..A baby. -Deadpanned tone- As in a human baby, in here? -He takes the note to avoid this Polly Trinket since he has the tendency to make infants cry by just staring at them. For Merlin’s sake he doesn’t understand babies and he doesn’t intend to as well.-

What, accidental teen pregnancy actually exists here too? How… Depressing.

-Nevertheless, the girl is starting to appeal as whacknuts in their first impression. - Nah. Mmm, maybe either you murder that thing or you keep it for more than a day then yes, it might get you expelled.

You’re…Not sure you’re funny or not. Are you from Korea?

[eloise-clarion]

Actually, beside the men and women children that probably exist in this University, there's a baby. I heard her name was Poppy Trinket or something like that. There's always talks about the baby, I'm so tempted to just still the little critter away and see what happens. But that would probably get me expelled. *Laughs evilly on the inside* Oh, living in a convent that would be interesting. I wonder how many people would cry because of what I would have done. 

Well, shit.

-The warning jolts him out his reverie and he has his eyes set on a rather, let’s say an adorable Asian which seems a bit pleasing. At least he’s not the only one who sticks out like a sour thumb. Still, her choice of words, that’s a little different matter.-

You see here, we don’t exactly have children polluting around…Do we? Unless you speak of man or woman child then I can accept your scolding. And the youngest age ought to be eighteen or so. It must be because you were from a convent since I think innocence is no longer rad.

[eloise-clarion]

Watch your mouth! There are innocent children around, you naughty boy. 

Well, shit.

-With the last thread of hesitancy being cut away from his demeanor, Loki walks in. Hoping that he’s not going to get his face caved in or something equally horrible like that-

[eloise-clarion]

Can we go to that place back near the academy? They had the best pizza and ice cream. Can you promise me something too? For the rest of the week, don't talk with Philippa because I know something you don't. Anyway let's go! 

If I were you, I wouldn't take a shower tonight, or tomorrow really

Of course, Elo. You are my little sister, I am here for you whenever you are in need of me. Where shall we go? Shall I apparate us to a more familiar setting? 

[eloise-clarion]

Give me a target and I'll hit them with my best shot

If you dare. 

[eloise-clarion]

Yeah, I do, I thought I already said that. Aren't you just the tinsy bit slow? 

Going out to the Pitch.

Oh do you?