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*Optimus, Ultra Magnus and Rodimus discussing an investigation*

Rodimus: *about working together* Not a problem, we’ve never even had a fight.

Magnus: Our only close call was when Rodimus didn’t know who Rubix Alpha was.

Optimus: ... *squinting at Rodimus*

Optimus: Doesn’t know who the puzzle master is...

Optimus, leaning towards Magnus: This is who you want to be with?

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raf shoulve fucking BEEN THERE

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Miko: “Gun to my head, I could never tell the difference between Brie and Camembert”

Bulkhead: “when would someone be threatening you to tell a difference between cheeses?.”

Miko: “France be crazy sometimes.”

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tfp!human!au:

ratchet's laptop: *emits an audio signal that it's running low on battery power*

ratchet: - uhh, fuck off!

ratchet: - i'm running low on my will to live right now.

ratchet: - but i'm not doing bulubulu every five minutes.

ratchet: - i'm working!

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tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

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Imagine if Cody was in TFP

I can vividly imagine this scene

Cody, walking into the base: Hey guys, come meet my new friend!

Megatron: Greetings.

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TFP + Rescue Bots incorrect quotes 'cause I was feeling nostalgic

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Optimus: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Bulkhead: What if it bites me and it dies!? Arcee: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bulkhead, learn to listen. Bumblebee: What if it bites itself and I die? Arcee: That’s voodoo. Wheeljack: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Ultra Magnus: That’s correlation, not causation. Smokescreen: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Wheeljack: That’s kinky. Ratchet: Oh my God.

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Optimus: Do crabs think people walk sideways? Heatwave: …Optimus, what the hell?

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Boulder: Are you good? Arcee: In what sense? Boulder: Generally. Arcee: Oh, definitely not.

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Blades: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Heatwave: cracks knuckles Manslaughter it is!

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Blurr: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Bulkhead: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Miko: We either die free, or die trying! Jack: Are those the only choices?

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Miko: sneezes

Ratchet: Shut the fuck up.

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Arcee: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Optimus: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Bumblebee: A realist sees a train coming.

Ratchet: AND THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES THREE IDIOTS ON THE TRACKS!

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Optimus: I sent Chief Burns a picture of Bumblebee with the caption "in menace mode" except the picture didn't send and all Chief Burns said was "huh!"

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Bumblebee: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Optimus: Wasn't Bulkhead with you?

Bulkhead:

Bulkhead: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Salvage, the day he and Blurr became Rescue Bots: What's the signal when something goes wrong? Heatwave: We yell, 'oh shit.' Blurr: …That'll work.

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Optimus: dies Bumblebee: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months! Arcee: Bullshit. One month. Bulkhead: Nah, half a month. Smokescreen, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OPTIMUS JUST DIED! Ratchet, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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Blurr: I have an idea. Salvage: A good idea? Blurr: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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Ratchet: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic. Bulkhead: What’s the difference then? Ratchet: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die. Arcee: Note to self; never get shot.

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Ratchet: If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur.

Optimus: You already have one.

Ratchet:

Optimus:

Ratchet: OPTIMUS PRIME-

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His wife, Satan. This baby have a wife

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Has there ever been a time where bumblebee and cliff did a prank where they swapped paints for a day acting like the other trying so hard not to give it away or laugh at everyone reaction?

AWWW- that would be adorable! SO the awnser is yes.

They show Elita-One first- because if they can fool her they can fool anyone! She plays along with it, calling them by eachother's name. They follow her around all day and she introduces them like that too. If anyone asks about it she's like 'Do you think I'd call them the wrong name? Me?' and they're all afraid of her so they just go along with it too- And some bot really can't tell who's who at a first glance that they have to ask themselves 'Was Bee the one with horns?? Uh...'

OH AND MAYBE LIKE- U know the "Mini Bluey" Episode? That. That happens.

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I would love to see the safety posters ultra Magnus made about watching where you step sparkling underfoot

Well what you love is about to be existed.

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In Babybee AU how Autobots is doing with bee meets each other are they going be okay for him?

I'm not sure what you're asking- But yes. In the BabyBee au the autobots are doing a good job at taking care of him... Eventually.

If you're asking how he reacts to them- well he's happy to see a lot of different bots! Though he is now very aware he is 'Accidentally stomped on' height.

I just think Ultra Magnus rarely looks down- but after this he has a presentation about the importance of looking where you walk. Especially since this ISN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN STEPPED ON. He also tries to make B-127 more visible but He's already bright yellow... So he puts a balloon on him.

Ultra Magnus takes safety very seriously.

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Don't know where I found this art, but I fucking love the parallels between Lucifer and Lilith, and, Alastor and Rosie

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My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

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they're goofin

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"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

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I wanted to hope on board the #CursedCatAlastor wagon over on Twitter, even if I was a bit late. It's just so perfectly stupid. 😂