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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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Peter (Sealand) I imagine is actually getting proper tired of not being recognized or taken seriously, and since I see him living most of the time with Berwald, he very rapidly gets himself informed of politics and economics, especially regarding Climate Change. (Also y'have to remember the lad is 55 years old, he's small and he's a child, but 55 years is enough for anyone to get fed up and start wising up a little)

His physical manifestation is a platform in the middle of the ocean, rising sealevels will inevitably affect him and he literally has no choice to be in the know regarding global warming, it just so happens the little man becomes very passionate about it in general.

He's talking to Berwald one day on a walk about things he's dissatisfied with in politics and about what he wishes would be done instead, and Berwald listens quietly, as he does, until Peter is done and is sighing greatly and Berwald rulbles out: "D'you want t'speak at the world meeting podium? Y'make a lot of good points."

Cue Peter jumpscaring everyone at a world meeting by taking his place at the podium with Berwald behind him acting as moral support and justnripping them all a new one about how idiotic the majority of their approaches to the issue is and giving realistic solutions

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So SuFinsthetic

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Do you ever just think about whale bros and like.

Sleepy Iceland rests his head on Norway's shoulder while standing and just eeps.

That's all. That's the interaction.

Maybe Norway strokes his hair a bit or brings him to bed or maybe not

Also Norway doesn't really realize but he does the same with Sweden. It runs in the family

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Norway 100% draws tiny smiley faces everywhere.

He's just like me for real

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Hetalia Nordic 5 incorrect quotes (23)

Iceland: *sneaking in through their window*

Denmark: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Iceland: I was with Norway?

Norway: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

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Shout-out to girlies who don't use any product on their horns and talons. "Yeah I only use a buffing wax and a gentle calcite oil, plus screener if I'm going to be in the sun" no, fuck that. This is about people who let the water stains stick and aren't afraid of fading. The obsession with looking like you're still in your 100s is so toxic and like. Who cares if you're 340 and one horn is slightly darker than the other. Gore anyone who gives you shit about it

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Was thinking abt sufin entirely too much a few months ago I missed them

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ex russian nobility braginski siblings, 1930

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anyway my thoughts are spiraling all bc of a single post by @chayssakharom, and now I can't stop thinking about a Nordics road trip especially a last min "we missed our flight/train and don't have time to wait for the next one" road trip.

Idk what the reputation is for Finnish drivers but I think Finland would drive, he has to bc if he's unoccupied for too long he'll go insane. Norway sits shotgun bc he called it and also if you put him in the back between Denmark and Sweden there will be murder. Denmark sits in the backseat behind Norway, because Sweden has to sit behind Finland because Fin is the shortest and can push his seat up more than Nor, and Sve is a fucking giant. Iceland is in the back seat between them because if Denmark and Sweden don't have someone in between them they will fight the whole time, with Iceland there they'll only fight 80% of the time.

The playlist for this roadtrip is the ABBA gold album.

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Finland, *pointing a gun towards the sun*

Sweden, *watching while cradling Hanatamago*

Germany: What the hell are you two doing?!

Finland: We just found out dogs can get sunburnt

Germany, *point's his gun at the sun*