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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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"Hey, what do you want for Ch-"

I don't know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there's now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.

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they’re certainly a trio

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still trying to figure out how to draw them, will keep trying

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I know is pretty late but i had a vision and haven’t seen anyone make this joke with creepypasta characters so i did it myself.

(Gotta keep these bastards alive 🫡)

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Creepypastas drawn as funny pics from Pinterest

And a mini comic with the original base

Not sure who made the base since I found it on Pinterest, but if you know please tell me! Also I changed the last panel to fit how I imagine them to act

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did some quick colored doodles of ben n jeff in their illusion forms

yall remember that fanon lore where the pastas would sneak into the overrealm disguised as humans to commit crimes? yeah 🖤🖤🖤 and jeff is native+mexican because he IS

-mod H

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kill it kill it kill it

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POV Optimus Prime gives u soup

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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

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me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

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Sleepy seekers- do not wake!

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I like to think that we’re like hamsters to the transformers. insanely easy to squish, with a short lifespan and we die in the most unexpected and crazy ways

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ