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reblog to scare the aphobes

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drowning in the trinkets

as a mentally ill gay dude i have too many trinkets

even ones i shouldnt keep

like?? that random rock i stole from the neighbors yard?? that shell my ex gave me when we met irl???? the bracelet my ex gave me????? the matching bracelet i made for me n him??

like thheres too many trinkets guys im drowning

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

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A boy calling me “teddy bear”>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Honestly FUCK cisgender men. I want a tboy bf so bad. I wanna be t4t so bad. TRANS MEN COME AND FIND ME PLSSS I NEED TO LOVE YOU

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gordon ramsey couldn’t compare (i dont like spaghetti)

the kore tiredni get thr worse my spepeeling gets LOL

im sos hype for this spahtyeiis

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okay good ;-; try to be careful and don’t hurt yourself

the kore tiredni get thr worse my spepeeling gets LOL

im sos hype for this spahtyeiis

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you should go to sleep mootie ;-;

the kore tiredni get thr worse my spepeeling gets LOL

im sos hype for this spahtyeiis

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YES i'm a teenager but STILL. WHY DONT I HAVE A HUSBAND TO CUDDLE

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elmo who needs a septum, bridge, and tongue piercing (elmo needs a new set up gang)

i need to get snake bites right NEOW

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elmo has been feeling very coolio lately. it’s almost like elmo’s depression is fading away because he can express himself

(AHEM. PARENTS.)

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why does it have to be two of my insanely favorite things.

sigh

”nothing hurts worse than—“

WRONG

Nothing hurts worse than Sirius being Hermes in a jegulus hadestown au

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GDOSGEOSGWOEBE this. i want a poc t4t :/ and we need more rep

(i also think i know exactly what webtoon you’re referring to and im tweaking because i cant read it)

why do i never see poc t4t mlm rep. like hello. not targeting anyone specifically but almost all the rep in shows or posts and media in general are white skinny cis guys :-( me and my bf are both trans and poc and idk its just a lil sad 2 me

there is a rly cute webtoon we both like tho, it has a ftm and nonbinary character who are both black and its so wholesome I LOVE IT SM

anyway yap time over

(since people are wondering, its daybreak!)

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See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

TEAL = We have a lot in common.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

BROWN = I don’t like you.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

WHITE = You scare me.

RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

CYAN = We have very little in common

THISTLE = I only just started following you

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname

LAVENDER = You inspire me

CORAL = You’re a meme

UMBER = I want to know more about you

FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you

WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you

PLUM = I’d like to chat with you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

SAGE = You make me cry

CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!

VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

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Pour one out for #trans poc.