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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

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remember those who could not make it to today. honor their memory. live for them.

this year, more than ever. remember those who have perished. live for them. live for yourself. existence is resistance

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I SAW THUS ON INSTAGRAM EARLIER I LOVE IT SM

vampire fam is back from the dead <33

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sure you could date someone cool but have you considered a guy that's kinda ugly and boring and isn't really good at anything and doesn't do much and keeps tripping over himself and who's just kinda a loser in general? hard choice

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Today's gender is still in the time loop

ㅤ

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THESE ARE SO FUN I WANNA DO IT

mlm ask game!

1. ideal date location?

2. favorite mlm song?

3. what makes you feel loved?

4. are you single or taken?

5. how many crushes have you had?

6. what's your type?

7. do you develop crushes quickly?

8. best show or movie for a date night at home?

9. what are your favorite flowers?

10. what would you give as a gift on an anniversary?

12. what's your love language?

13. what are some pet names that make you blush?

14. do you read fanfiction?

15. any fictional crushes?

16. loud boys or quiet boys?

17. any characters you headcanon as mlm?

18. what's your comfort food?

19. last song you listened to?

20. best compliment you ever received?

21. kiss on the lips, cheek or forehead?

22. scalp massage or back massage?

23. any celebrity crushes?

24. what's your guilty pleasure?

25. do you like PDA?

26. how do you prefer to be comforted?

27. favorite way to express affection?

28. big spoon or little spoon?

29. freebie! ask or prompt to share something random

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i felt ✨jazzy✨ when i got home so i thought id share.

cw: yes i am in a sports bra and pj pants please don’t be weird im a minor still

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   ∧ __ ∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ　 / ( •ω•。)   しーＪ  (nnノ) pat pat

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reblog to kiss every cat on its little head :o)

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guys i want to ask my friend to be my qpp so bad but i don’t even know if they know what that even is 😭

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yes but not in the good way because i highly doubt your happy chemicals are being released

unless you’re freaky like that idk

is it possible to get high off blood loss-

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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

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1 like = one 25 cents 

1 RB = 50 cents

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yes