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“Career-ending internet drama would have been slightly awkward lunch table conversation if it had happened in the real world” reports are saying

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its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

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Hello bisexual community

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by far my favorite part of the hike was when I heard a weird noise and pulled out Merlin thinking it was a bird, but nothing came up for it and then a wet and very angry mink exploded out of the bushes in hot pursuit of another, equally wet mink

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mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?

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Over a year ago, National Public Data (NPD), a search site for people, earned a place in privacy infamy for a security breach that revealed the personal data of 3 billion individuals (that's billion with a "b"). Now, after disappearing, NPD is back. As ZDNET sister publication PCMag reported, NPD is open for snooping again under a new owner, the rather mysterious-sounding Perfect Privacy LLC.

Oh boy. Better head over to nationalpublicdata.com and see if your profile is there. Then follow the handy instructions in the ZDNET article to have yourself removed:

How to remove your information from NPD

Search your name on nationalpublicdata.com.

When you find your profile, click "View Full Profile."

Copy its URL.

Go to nationalpublicdata.com/optout.html.

Drop the URL into the "Your Profile Link" field and click "Request Removal."

Enter an email address, and the site will send you an email requesting that you click to confirm deletion. 

You'll need a separate email address for each profile you want to delete. 

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Despite the condemnation of "violence in movies" and "sex on TV" from Lois, with Peter chiming in about how he yearns for "good old fashioned values", Family Guy is actually a very crass and vulgar show full of sexual innuendos and graphic violence. This irony is lost on a lot of people.

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Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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today I learned that tattoos make you really fucking sweaty 💀

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I think if I could be the kind stranger in someone’s memory, that’d be enough.

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people talking about caffeine as a drug of abuse generally doesn't come from being sheltered or scandalised or whatever, it's because their understanding of drugs is haltered to the medical model of 'addiction', from which they reverse-engineer the idea that any physical dependency/withdrawal is tautologically indicative of 'substance abuse', instead of considering 'drugs' itself as a social rather than chemical category produced by racist public policy, efforts to discipline the urban working classes, and a conception of will/self-control as a rational virtue in constant danger of degenerative corruption by external forces of leisure and libertinage

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this is my lazytown oc, Sportagun. he’s sportacus’s brother but he has a gun