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I did this yesterday and it worked I’m starting to think I’m a wizard

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I hate his face so much I want to puke and kill myself

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Me locking in to play Mario Kart with my friends as if I wasn’t sucking mad tits ten minutes ago

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I be so anxious I be unsure of these mf 😭🙏

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My gf: 1,65

Me: 1.79

Who’s the bottom? The answer may surprise you

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How to tell your girlfriend you may have a breeding kink

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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I got out of shower and I just sent my crush a pic of my back. After this, I sent my friend a pic of my foot

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Oh that’s Al in My Little Pony

My Little pony used Al to create a character called Cheese Sandwich.

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They should make memes you can show to your dog, like the fucked up things we laugh about but following the dog’s color spectrum of colors.

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Why is this a question? GEX IS GEX

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

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My thoughts are like downloadable context (with the nature of a windows update)

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I passed a chunk of my teen years in an hospital bed hope I don’t relieve that

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Them?

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I am NOT the third wheel. I am the bike’s basket that everyone told me that was a gay thing to have when I was a kid.

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Hey bitches