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It's finally time.... happy 10th anniversary to Pokémon ORAS !!!

I started making an adventure log last year, and barely drew 1/10 of what I planned :') I'll be done in probably another ten years

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Pokémon matchbox designs.

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good morning to everyone but especially this random dude who commented this under a beach boys tiktok video

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Queer Adult SFF Books Bracket: Round 1

Book summaries and submitted endorsements below:

The Locked Tomb series (Gideon the Ninth, Harrow the Ninth, Nona the Ninth, and others) by Tamsyn Muir

Endorsement from submitter #1: "An extremely fun, humorous romp! A heart-breaking, soul crushing catharsis inducing tragedy! A thoughtful piece on imperial structures and trauma. On queerness, Muir flawlessly and without announcement, cracks gender open like an egg and spills its disproven guts across the page. The Locked Tomb does it all also bones, bitch."

Endorsement from submitter #2: "Lesbian necromancers in space. So many fascinating, sort of fucked up sapphic relationships going on."

The Emperor needs necromancers.

The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordswoman.

Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead bullshit.

Brought up by unfriendly, ossifying nuns, ancient retainers, and countless skeletons, Gideon is ready to abandon a life of servitude and an afterlife as a reanimated corpse. She packs up her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and prepares to launch her daring escape. But her childhood nemesis won't set her free without a service.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House and bone witch extraordinaire, has been summoned into action. The Emperor has invited the heirs to each of his loyal Houses to a deadly trial of wits and skill. If Harrowhark succeeds she will become an immortal, all-powerful servant of the Resurrection, but no necromancer can ascend without their cavalier.

Without Gideon's sword, Harrow will fail, and the Ninth House will die. Of course, some things are better left dead.

Fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, humor, series, adult

The Javelin Program by Derin Edala (Time to Orbit: Unknown series)

When Dr Aspen Greaves signed up for the Javelin Program, humanity's first foray into colonising deep space, they expected to wake up to life in a thriving colony on a distant planet. Instead, they find themself five years away from their destination on a broken spaceship full of complex mysteries, dead astronauts, and a very unhelpful AI.

Aspen wasn't trained for any of this. But if they can't keep themselves alive, get the ship in working order, and find out what went wrong by unravelling a chain of mysteries leading all the way back to distant Earth, then neither Aspen nor the five thousand sleeping passengers in their care will ever see a planet again.

Science fiction, mystery, series, adult

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Caramelldansen if it were in a minor key

ORIGINAL MIDI FOUND HERE

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Acrylic "Portal" painting, by Steven Novak

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I hate to hand it to wheatley but imo one of the funniest moments in the portal games is “ah’m speakin’ in an ACCent that is beyond her range of HEARing”

the accent itself

the fact that he assumes that she can’t hear him based on nothing

glados has an american accent

the idea that she won’t notice the wall opening if she can’t hear him

the sheer annoyance in glados’s voice when she corrects wheatley

she calls him ‘metal ball’ despite very much knowing what a core is. is this a corephobic slur of some kind

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The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

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An incomplete list of things crowdfunding spam has tried to sell me in the past twelve months:

Loaded towel

Optical toothbrush

Portable stimulator

Optimised blanket

Hybrid wallet

Underwater scooter

Calming egg

Speedy knife

Rotating strap

Second heart

Telescopic cup

Modern tube

Nuclear protector

Big card

Metal sock

Zen poncho

Red serum

Ropeless rope

Long laser

Sticky jacket

Banana button

Climbing vacuum

Smart ball

Sharp key

Empowered ring

Healing bone

Evolved pump

Flexible jar

Special door

Spinning device

Minimalist pants

Dynamic brush

Enjoyable wood

Professional milk

Cube

Insane shoe

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book of hours is great. you can learn god-secrets in it. and then use them to cook a pheasant to deliciousness.

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so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins