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relapsed on bbc's sherlock. unfortunately, it's even gayer than i remember. johnlock comes for us all in the end.

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"i'm so normal about this piece of media" i say, fresh from consuming it for the 5th time this month

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This is what the inside of my ears look like every Tuesday :)))

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Hands up everyone who thought about this after watching season 2

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so there's this book

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You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

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happy birthday, rik mayall :”)

i dont know if i can actually accurately put into words just how profoundly this man has impacted and improved my life, and i think that’s probably a shared sentiment among rik fans :”) above it all, i just really want to say thank you, rik, and that i miss you very much <3 

(dedicating this to some of the incredibly lovely people i’ve become friends with because of him: @slimylayne , @neil-neil-orange-peel, @ensign-ancic, and really just all of my lovely rik mutuals <3) 

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birthday b’stard 🎈

happy rik day! he’s pure evil but i’ve had the urge to draw alan b’stard since rewatching the new statesman last year so … here we are 😂 happy birthday rik i love you x

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Happy Birthday to Alice Cooper! Have an amazing day!💜💜💜

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Em Niwa on Instagram

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very quick doodle because i desperately needed to draw the boys in skirts for my own wellbeing. peace on earth :)

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Smol moomin

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the chainnnnn keep us togetherrr 🏴‍☠️🌈

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my name’s mr hands, first mate hands or god as far as you’re concerned xxxx