ellenjoes
ellenjoes
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ellenjoes · 1 day ago
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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ellenjoes · 2 days ago
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by アヘ丸
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ellenjoes · 3 days ago
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THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED
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ellenjoes · 7 days ago
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instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes
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ellenjoes · 9 days ago
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How are my sweetie pees
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ellenjoes · 11 days ago
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spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix
as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)
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ellenjoes · 11 days ago
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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ellenjoes · 16 days ago
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i wanted to draw sunday why did this freak take over
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ellenjoes · 21 days ago
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
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ellenjoes · 21 days ago
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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ellenjoes · 22 days ago
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wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod
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ellenjoes · 24 days ago
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11.12.2023
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ellenjoes · 1 month ago
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i must not reference dune. referencing dune is the ah beans
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ellenjoes · 1 month ago
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in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur
Can we run away together
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ellenjoes · 1 month ago
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Buses are very tolerant of humans and not skittish at all. Trains are much less tolerant and they get scared easily ... Trains hate when their way of life /schedule is disturbed. Even a small deviation will be very stressful for a train. While buses are used to it. They have to deal with cars every day so their tolerance is very high. Buses are like large herbivores. You can't push them over or make them do something they don't like. You may train it but they still go their own way most of the time. Very independent. While a train doesn't know what to do when it sees a plastic bag on the tracks
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ellenjoes · 1 month ago
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ellenjoes · 1 month ago
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I drew this for my wooloo fan friend🌿
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