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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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agonized cscoop

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Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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they/he mf got no sleep, no bitches, and no future frfr

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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

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favs

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pretending that tomorrow isn't a workday

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i can’t with him he is absolutely so right

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after over three years together, my partner likes to keep romance alive by whispering to me sweet nothings.

today, without any prompting, he was moved to tell me, "you're eating that salad like a fucking wild beast. you're like if a case study was done on things that are gross."

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(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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batman has a gay cave where he keeps his stupid crap

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hey do u know this guy or is this a world where he was never born