Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough. She/Her
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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maomao: (chewing)
jinshi: what are you eating
maomao: (chews faster)
jinshi: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING
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I allowed you to enter this last time, but it wouldn't do to permit too many attempts. That's especially true if you're going to opine on the doors to choose. You are neither a concubine nor a princess, are you?
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‘Homo sum’ in Latin: ‘I am a human being’
‘Homo sum’ in Polish:

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why do you and others like vaccines so much?
not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies
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FRED JONES & DAPHNE BLAKE + KISS
• Scooby Doo! Stage Fright! (2013) • Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery (2015) • Scooby-Doo! The Sword and the Scoob (2021) • Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated 1x24: Dead Justice • Scooby- Doo and the Cyber Chase (2001) • Scooby-Doo and Krypto, Too! (2023) • Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated 2x24: Gates of Gloom
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Just reminder:
Fuck ICE
Death to Trump and his billionaire buddies
Always punch Nazis
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no h8 but thats an absurdly high number for this type of question. there's not an album on earth that I wouldn't listen to in one sitting for 20k. and if you need my qualifications on this I have adhd and Im kind of an art snob
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you want me to start dating? why? so I can get married? so I can wear a ring? the thing that killed Isildur and brought doom and destruction upon Middle-Earth? nice try dude! I see through your deception! now you must find another pawn to use in your evil machinations, o Lord of the Rings!
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"It's nice to be somewhere where good is still possible. And with such lovely company."
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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