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affirmations for when you have to send emails

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person: talking at a normal human pace

my ADHD ass: im Suffering im Bored™️ please go faster go faster go faster

person: talking at a slightly faster pace

my Fucking Adhd Ass: i have not comprehended a single spoken word since 1955

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guest room🌿

http://www.instagram.com/countrystylemagazine/

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hey do you still have that list of monkey transformation affirmations?

god i really wish i knew what you were talking about because this sounds incredible. 

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This video has utterly undone me

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I’d live in the catacombs if it meant I could be back in Paris :(

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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

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pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

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Problems disorder

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christmas hot take: religious christmas songs are mostly bangers it’s the secular tunes that suck

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Adam Driver for Rolling Stone magazine, December issue.

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“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

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so twitter absolutely scalped me today

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protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.