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breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around

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wow okay, unfollowing sisyphus now. big fan of his boulder, didn't know he was a tyrannical king who killed visitors to his palace to show off his power -_-

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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

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i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

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Sorry for this

Jimmy tiene cara de maniacote AJDJAJSJ

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my friends don't play monopoly with me anymore because i invented swaps and used them to technically keep people in the game as long as possible while i effectively owned all their properties

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The funniest thing about how maids are depicted in a certain kind of fiction is that, like, at least half the time the people who ostensibly own the place don't even really seem to want them to be there? It's often genuinely unclear who their actual employer is, or whether they're getting paid at all – it's like looking at a universe where if you build a fancy enough house, maids just show up, like rats.

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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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It is so disingenuous when supermarkets have "grown by: Farmer X" on their packaging because it's like, I'll be looking at a pack of strawberries grown by farmer x and he'll actually be the managing director of a fruit farm that employs 2,000 people as pickers!

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Ordering my maid to kabedon you for me

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i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

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if u even BREATHE around a new yorker theyre like Well in new york da air is made outta poison. and we just suck it up because we are real men unlike those pansy tourists. our bagels are the only real bagels on the planet  and our pizza is the only pizza that exists and have you ever heard of the subway. I bet you havent. in new york we have this thinkg called a subway that takes you places. New york rats are stronger than any other rat in the world. if you put a rat from, say, boston, up against a new york rat….No chance pal ! our new york rat is kicking his ass, BAM! ya got rat pudding on da sidewalk. you havent had a coffee until youve had a new york coffee

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idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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someone should make one of those PSA style posts about "not adopting trendy pets that you can't commit to taking care of and eventually throwing them away" but about entering relationships with love-starved trans girls

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American naturalization test

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school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place