[DMs are open!] (please don't take what i rb as fact or your personal opinion at face value, do your own research! i am but a tiny atom bouncing around what i see on my dash.)
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i couldnt decide which is the best version so you guys are getting all of them
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Olive Garden is constantly bitterly shit on for being a garbage restaurant
My wife likes Olive Garden, and consequently I am there a few times a year. It is fucking packed every time.
Who is lying?
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always complain about things. okay, you know how programmers explain their code to rubber ducks when it's not working? same principle. an appliance breaks down. I get pissed off, try everything, go through the various stages of despair etc. I complain about it to a friend and explain why it frustrates me so bad, and suddenly I'm thinking 'wait I should try unplugging it and then doing a factory reset and then—' and I go home and do that and it starts working again. I keep losing my earrings. I complain about it to a friend, about how I keep them all in a little dish but then the specific one I want always dematerialises the moment I want it. my friend says 'I just keep them on the little card backs they came with' and I think well shit, I always throw those out. but then I think aha I can make a bunch of pinholes in a decorative postcard. genius. I read a story. it's about something I'm usually into, but for some reason I don't like this story at all. I complain about it, I figure out what irritates me about it, I have a great idea for a way better story. I try a new recipe, it doesn't come together. I bitch about it like crazy, about what I thought I did right and how it failed, and before I know it I'm explaining out loud which parts I'm inexperienced at or didn't understand or adjusted wrong. I need a little table for drawing on. I complain about it in the group chat, two days later someone says 'hey I spotted the kind of table you're looking for on the side of the road, do you want to come pick it up'. I complain, endlessly. my life is enriched. the art of complaining.
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i desperately need to know more about these people
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a raven father (i call him "pants") I've been feeding sometimes likes to sit outside my window and either wait for more food or just listen to the stuff I'm watching while I draw. Today's a colder day so he likes to fluff up a bit, and I kid you not :
this is an accurate representation of my view
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wild + roses
Tasyi, the protagonist of The Wildercourt (a graphic novel I am slowly drawing and maybe will even finish some day).
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I'm gonna regret this
So, this... dish? Food item? Thing to eat?:

Seems to have a lot of names. And now I'm going to make a poll with a bunch of the names I've heard this dish called.
I am already 100% certain that this will be one of those "OP is about to find out their experience isn't universal" polls.
In fact, what I call this *isn't even listed in the Wikipedia article about this dish*.
I'm starting to believe that it what I call it is a regionalism so narrow in both place and time that the only other people who call it what I call it went to sleepaway camp in the Berkshire Mountains in the early 1980s.
P.S. WHY THE HELL ARE REPLIES RESTRICTED?? I DID NOT SET ANY RESTRICTIONS!
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they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits
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I saw that you said that Madoka Magica was your first Magical Girl anime.
Now be honest, would you have been the kind of girl to accept Kyubey's spiel at face value and make a contract?
Asking for a friend.
Unfortunately I would have been prime Kyubey-bait back in school 😔
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