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she is still learning

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Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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I love soulmates but also this-

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

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the urge to just lay down and let time pass you by forever. it’s called clinical depression

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Happy Halloween, pumpkin slasher be upon ye

(based on 70s archie comic covers)

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On your first day of work, you encountered a monster beyond your comprehension. A colossal mass of blight and energy, standing above trees and hills and overseeing the grounds with an all-knowing gaze.

You'd assumed he is the owner of the Monster Hotel, the one who guides everything with an iron fist. You were quickly told by your centaur manager that no, the forgotten God of an ancient, long buried Cosmos is just Toby. The gardener.

Toby is rather shy and mostly mumbles words of a cursed language you don't dare to understand. He frequently offers you small bouquets of flowers whenever you pass by his garden. On particularly hot days, he likes to wear his lucky straw hat.

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daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

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Princess locked away in a tower with the demon she's supposed to be kept from #OshamirWeek Day Four: Free Day

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Don't be so blue

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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I love Halloween!

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