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half of slytherin house look at malfoy every time he goes past and wishes that he and potter would just make out already and save everyone the headaches

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this was a rollercoaster from start to finish

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the fuCKING MANDELA EFFECT IS FUCKING ME UP SO BADLY RIGHT NOW. FIRST I FIND OUT THAT THE BERENSTEIN BEARS ARE SPELLED “BERENSTAIN” AND THEN I FIND OUT THAT THANKSGIVING IS ON THE 4TH THURDAY AND *NOT* THE 3RD THURSDAY LIKE I’VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED. PLS TELL ME OTHER PEOPLE REMEMBER THIS SHIT I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY

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I see everyone talking about the grease Mandela effect and it’s fucking me up too man.

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Mandela effect

What if the reason that we experience déjà vu is because of the Mandela effect. That we are jumping time lines and when we jump we have these flashes of déjà vu because we have experienced that already happening before just on a different time line.

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actually no why isn’t anyone talking about the mandela effect of queen’s “we are the champions” NOT ending with the “of the world”?! I distinctly remember it and the pause at the end just sounds awkward now there would be the brief pause and then the “of the world” with a drawn out world

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Do not read about the mandela effect at midnight

It will fuck you up

Seriously do not keep reading if you dissociate. SERIOUSLY

Okay there’s the big one with the BerenstEin/BerenstAin bears? i distinctly remember the spelling with the E and it doesn’t fucking exist there is no evidence of it ever having been spelled that way. I look at pictures of the covers and they all have the A spelling but it looks wrong, and i keep getting this horrible sick feeling like i shouldn’t be looking at it or something.

Jif peanut butter used to be called Jiffy - nope. nada. zilch. never fucking happened.

“Interview with a vampire” is and, apparently, has always been “Interview with THE Vampire” even though it totally wasn’t.

 I was sure “Sex and the City” was called” Sex IN the City” but there is no written or photographic evidence of this anywhere.

I remember the original voice actor for Spongebob retired and they got a new one - nope, it’s always been the same one

there’s all these tiny ones with spelling that i always thought was just my dislexia being a lil shit but it’s not just me. Parmesan cheese, i always thought it was spelled Parmasean, because i used to say “Par-ma-see-an” to spell it. same with definitely/definately, Dilemma/dilemna. 

Fidel Castro??? Is not dead?? I know he was dead. It was all over the news, it was a huge deal, people were talking about it for ages, but according to everything i’ve found he’s still alive. there’s pictures of him from like last month. This one is definitely freaking me out the most because i very clearly remember the media frenzy and photos of the funeral

The old justice league cartoons have green lantern in them when i am positive he was not in them, it was definitely aquaman.

I remember learning in middle school that the “Tank Boy” in the picture from Tianenmen Square got run over, but that the teacher wouldn’t show us the video because it was “Too gruesome” - boy was not run over

I am losing my shit here.

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IT WAS BERENSTEIN! SKETCHERS HAD A T! IT WAS LOONEY TOONS, NOT TUNES! THE EVIL QUEEN SAID MIRROR, MIRROR NOT “MAGIC MIRROR!” DARTH VADER SAID “LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!” CURIOUS GEORGE HAD A TAIL!

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One day we’re gonna google the mandela effect and it’s gonna say “no results”

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Shit Slytherins Say: #50

If you love someone set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody else liked them.

Set them free again.

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“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski