eliza-and-her-monsters
Eliza & Her Monsters
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i’ll save all my romanticism for my inner lifefic writer ✍��tortured poet 🖊️minors dni!!if you don’t like it you can leave!! 💜
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 8 hours ago
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 8 hours ago
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everyone always talks about mommy issues this daddy issues that okay WELL WHAT IF YOU HAVE BOTH
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 14 hours ago
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ellie is out here murdering people in cold blood and all i can say is ‘that’s hot’ i need to put down fr
dina’s better than me because if she ever came to me and said she was leaving to hunt abby down again i’d be like ‘FUCK YEAH GET HERRRRR!!!!’
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 15 hours ago
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 1 day ago
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how it feels to be a minarin stan in the kn8 fandom
because there’s no fan made content, merch, fics ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING and matsumoto HATES US and can make them OP ASF but then proceed to do ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL WITH IT
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL I CAN’T DO IT ALL MYSELF AND I’VE DEVELOPED THESE CHARACTERS MORE IN ONE HEADCANON THAN MATSUMOTO HAS IN 120 FUCKING CHAPTERS
anyways that’s all <3
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 1 day ago
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helloooooo my angel faced lesbians!! i know it’s took a while for me to get updates up lately and i really really apologize for that. honest to god i have so much shit planned for this story and i have been slowly working on everything such as prewriting a stupid amount (which of course takes time away from me writing the CURRENT plot but of course everything’s fine yay we love adhd!!).
however as i, very unfortunately, don’t just exist to rot on tumblr i’ve had a few personal things pop up which is making things come out a bit slower :(
i apologize for keeping you all waiting but i swear that i’ve been cooking- just need a little bit more time & patience but i promise i love you all pls don’t leave me! okay? okay. 🥺💜
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 2 days ago
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trump’s calculated decision to rewrite the history of the tiktok ban is a thinly-veiled attempt to garner goodwill from younger voters. you can continue to use the app, but please remember that he doesn’t give a fuck about you; you’re just political currency to him.
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 4 days ago
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should i kill myself?? be honest
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 5 days ago
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asexual reader headcanons; arcane women x fem!reader
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this one is completely self-indulgent because i want to validate myself. if there happens to be a demand for this, enjoy
disclaimer that i’m aware asexuality is a spectrum. i lean way toward the sex-repulsed side of things, so that’s how i will write reader.
summary; arcane women dating asexual!reader
characters included; jinx, vi, mel, sevika, caitlyn, lest
tags/warnings; fluff, hurt/comfort, reader is asexual (duh), not rly nsfw but sex is talked about? if that makes sense, maybe (probably) ooc, VERY brief mentions of sa, kinda short, again this is self-indulgent
jinx;
✧.* not even really a conversation that’s had. you tell her that you’re asexual, she looks at you for a moment, shrugs, and goes back to whatever she’s doing.
✧.* honestly does not care.
✧.* this scared you at first- her lack of response made you think she might be upset, or as if she wanted to pretend she didn’t hear you. when you brought it up with her, jinx seemed to be a bit confused as to why it was such a big deal to you.
✧.* “so what? i can still bring you around zaun, and hold you, and kiss you in the hideout. that stuff doesn’t matter.”
✧.* you’ll have to discuss boundaries with her of course. i personally believe she has a lot of stamina, but not the highest drive, so it doesn’t really matter to her. you’re open to the idea, just not right now? great. you don’t think you can ever see yourself having sex? that’s cool too.
✧.* what matters to jinx is that you’re around. you’re there. she’s yours, and you’re hers. she wants that connection, the humanity of it all.
✧.* still super touchy. of course she won’t do anything that crosses a line, but jinx is gonna be sat in your lap and peppering kisses all over your face while rambling away about some new invention of hers any chance she gets.
✧.* “sooo… what’s my pretty girl up to? nothing? oh, i guess i’ll find a spot then…”
✧.* before sprawling herself out on your lap, giggling up at you. she thinks she’s hilarious.
✧.* i think she’d still make a lot of dirty jokes, though. jinx doesn’t necessarily mean anything by them, she’s just a girl who likes to laugh and have a fun time. she’ll stop if you ask her to.
✧.* if she does do something out of line, she’s immediately apologizing profusely and asking what she can do to make it right. probably one of the downsides of dating jinx… you’ll have to assure her endlessly that it’s okay, she made a mistake, you’re not upset. jinx just hates the thought of you being mad at her, she can’t bear even the thought of losing you.
✧.* jinx can be pretty romantic when she wants to be- in her own way, of course. she’s always been less than conventional. sex is one way of expressing love- but she’s got a bunch more, don’t worry.
✧.* post-it notes on your things with stick figure drawings of the two of you, surprise kisses in the middle of you talking, impromptu firework shows just for you…
vi;
✧.* i don’t think she’d really care much either. she is sexual, but she doesn’t need it to survive i don’t think?
✧.* if anything, she was just a bit confused when you told her about your sexuality. she didn’t realize that that was an option until you told her about your preferences
✧.* but it’s you! and vi cares about you, so she’ll do whatever she can to make sure that you’re happy. she probably will ask if you’d be open to the possibility someday, but she won’t pressure you if you tell her ‘no’ or ‘not anytime soon.’
✧.* “as long as i get to be with you, cupcake.”
✧.* vi cannot stand the idea of ever doing anything out of line, though, so she’ll make sure to outline absolutely everything with you. as i’ve said in other posts, i think vi would be a pretty good communicator. getting things out of the way before they become a problem. gods forbid she tried to make a move on you before you had told her.
✧.* still suuuuch a tease, just in a more ‘pg’ way. she’ll withhold kisses from you just to see you pout, she’ll brush your back from behind you and chuckle when you jump in surprise.
✧.* you’re just adorable to vi, don’t mind her.
✧.* “what? i can’t think it’s funny? i think you need to lighten up a little, babe.”
✧.* vi will definitely ask you questions as well, though it’s not anything malicious or her trying to prod. the first place her mind goes is it being a trauma response- but regardless of your answer, she’ll support it. she just wants to understand you and where you’re coming from better, and if it’s something as simple as you just not enjoying the idea of sex, then so be it!
✧.* cannot reiterate enough how important communication is. vi loves you, she wants to understand you, she wants to know exactly what to do and what not to do.
mel;
✧.* i don't think she'd mind much, honestly. mel is very well-read, probably already knows a good deal about human sexuality and the wide spectrum it is. i don't think she'd ever necessarily considered that someone could just... not experience sexual attraction, but she doesn't really think twice about it when you tell her.
✧.* of course she has questions, but they're only so that she can understand you better. she can't get all of her knowledge on a topic like this from research, of course.
✧.* one of the most important things to mel is connection. sex is one way to connect, but not the only, and she’ll happily take the other options if it’s what you need.
✧.* good communication, physical touch, taking you out for sweet dinners or letting you look after her after something particularly dangerous… all things that mel loves. feeling close to you, being there with you, sharing warm moments with you. she loves spoiling you, it’s quickly become one of her favorite things to do.
✧.* “anything you want to do, dearest,” she’d say. “just name it, and it’s yours. no matter how far it is, or how outlandish, you’ll be happy.”
✧.* if you decide that you are open to a sexual relationship, mel will cover every single base with you before trying anything. of course that’s what should be done, but she genuinely wants to make sure everything is to your comfort and you’re happy. and you’re going it because you want to, not just to please her
✧.* mel is just such a sweet and gentle lover all around. as long as she has that level of connection, the companionship, the trust, she’s happy. as long as she gets to kiss you and hold you when she needs to, as long as she gets to hear that you love her, mel is happy.
sevika;
✧.* you’re gonna have to explain to sevika what asexuality is and what it means to you. i’m so sorry
✧.* it’s not that she won’t understand, it’s just that she’s not too familiar with the terminology and well… it’s not very common
✧.* once you do explain it to her, though, there’s not much of a reaction. i don’t think she’d ever considered the possibility of someone just not feeling sexual attraction or not feeling the need for sex. but once she thinks about it, she supposes it makes sense, everyone is different.
✧.* sevika is sexual. she canonically goes to zaun’s brothel. but i don’t think she’d be bothered having an asexual partner, it’s nice to just have somebody around, somebody to care for and love, even if they’re not up to that side of a relationship. she appreciates your company, your reassurance, your love regardless of what form it comes in.
✧.* that, and she has a hand if she gets desperate.
✧.* “doesn’t matter, dove. can still share a bed and touch you, yeah…? just in other ways.”
✧.* i’ve said it several times before and i’ll say it again, sevika is fiercely loyal. something as insignificant as this will not affect that! if anything she’s thankful that you’re honest with her, you’re upfront, and that you trust her to love you the way you need to be loved
✧.* incredibly touchy regardless, just keeps her hands off of certain areas unless you tell her it’s okay to put them there. she loves being by your side, loves that contact, loves pressing soft kisses to your neck or wrapping her arms around you from behind as she whispers sweet words to you.
caitlyn;
✧.* you’re gonna have to explain it to her… she’s heard of asexuality before, but i don’t think she’d really understand right off the bat. you’ll probably have to explain that it’s not the same as celibacy, just the fact that you don’t feel sexual attraction to begin with
✧.* once it clicks there’s not really much conversation after that! of course cait will ask about your boundaries, what asexuality means to you specifically, what you do and don’t want to do, but she catches on pretty quickly. you just need to give her a second for everything to make sense in her head
✧.* caitlyn is pretty romantic i’d think, and although she’s sexual, asexuality is far from a dealbreaker for her. cait is more than willing to express her love in other ways- (non sexual) physical touch, little words of reassurance, her protection, the way she does you favors without you even having to ask…
✧.* caitlyn makes sure to use her words especially. she loves telling you that she loves you, she loves complimenting you, calling you sweet pet names, making you feel special by speaking to you. it makes her so incredibly happy
✧.* “you’re beautiful, darling, do you know that? you drive me mad constantly, i swear…”
✧.* caitlyn is also pretty big on communication and i think she’d be the type to make sure any little touch is okay. she gets a bit anxious, and you might have to reassure her that it’s perfectly fine for her to grab your waist or hips. she just worries, she doesn’t want to overstep.
✧.* she’s down for anything that you want to do, and don’t want to do. it’s all for your comfort, and as long as you’re hers- her love, her girlfriend, she’s happy.
lest;
✧.* doesn’t really have a grand reaction to you telling her. i’d say she’s sexual and experienced, but this also makes her aware of the various ways sexuality works. so what if you don’t experience sexual attraction, or the dame desires many others do?
✧.* of course there are the multiple conversations, mostly about boundaries and exactly what you do and don’t want to do. lest is fine with anything, but she’s a lover at heart. all she wants is to take care of you, and make sure that you’re comfortable with whatever is going on.
✧.* still incredibly touchy. stealing kisses in between clients if you visit her at work, snuggling up to you, purring against you as you embrace her… lest genuinely just loves to be close to you
✧.* she’s tired constantly. lest is a busy woman, so being able to come home to you after a long day of dealing, negotiating, stroking clients’ egos… it’s a treat. something that becomes motivation for her. count on lest to crawl up next to you on the couch when she finally arrives home, sighing as you card your fingers through her silky hair.
✧.* “i swear, they get more and more difficult every day…” she’d lament.
✧.* IF you decide that you’re up for anything, lest will be checking in on you the entire time during to make sure you’re okay. probably the first few times. she knows you’re alright, you’re safe, but the last thing she wants is to make her asexual partner uncomfortable or hurt her.
✧.* but even if you’re not, it doesn’t make any difference to lest.
✧.* she’s got a beautiful woman who loves her, who cares for her. who she can bring around piltover and spoil, share peaceful moments with… it’s all she could ask for.
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 5 days ago
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the answer is no i literally cannot breathe for a second omg don’t EMBARRASS ME
in the mood to write some elmelia shit since the next chapter of ttpd will primarily be vimelia soooooo
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 5 days ago
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in the mood to write some elmelia shit since the next chapter of ttpd will primarily be vimelia soooooo
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 6 days ago
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my ttpd characters watching in horror as i prewrite all of the shit i’m about to put them through
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 6 days ago
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guys i finished literally every chapter of kaiju no. 8 now i’m just supposed to WAIT FUCKING 2 WEEKS TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS LIKE WTF
also spoilers ahead
CAN THAT LITTLE SHIT NO. 9 JUST DIE ALREADY LIKE WTF Y’ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST LIKE CAN WE WRAP THIS UP ALREADY???? I AM SO SICK OF HIM
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 6 days ago
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These posts are cousins to me.
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 6 days ago
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never kill youself !! new lucy music TOMORROW.
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 7 days ago
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she wants me dead <3
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eliza-and-her-monsters · 7 days ago
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CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE
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