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Absolutely love this picture 💕💕

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Cuteness alert...scroll on quick if you're not in a cute mood...

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Found on Twitter account Dasalteleid

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

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You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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one of the worst things the marvel movie franchise has done is turn superheroes into agents of capital and the government… like the whole point of superheroes is that they’re anti-establishment, they fight against corruption of power and institutional authority, they abide by a moral code separate from that of everyday society. and yet marvel has aligned them with the us military, enlisted them under the causes of those in power, stripped them of their subversive nature. i don’t think that’s forgivable

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being known is being loved

"i know your pizza order" "you have freckles on your ears" "you make this face when you're tired" "you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day" "you always make that face before you try something" "the tips of your ears turn red when you're angry" "i knew you'd say something" "you must be exhausted to miss the class" "your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?" "i know your phone number, don't worry" "you miss me, i can tell" "you fiddle with your pens when you're bored" "you don't like converse unless they're high tops" "your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8"

being known is being loved.

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queer housing groups are a great place to meet people you would never, under any circumstances, want to live with.

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me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

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Country Music: A Film by Ken Burns (2019)

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pre–amphibian, margaret atwood

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This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

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So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

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You know it’s going to be a long, stupid day when you ask the opener how their morning went and the reply is “Y'know that one bit in Clerks where the customer asks ‘Don’t you have any new releases?’ while standing right in front of the wall that says “NEW RELEASES” all over it? Like that, but all morning.“

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someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression