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Drawing Alastor is a lot of fun

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The duality of a man

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Late valentines gift, a duck that looks like him 🥺

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Alastor!

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Lucifer throws rubber ducks at Alastor to shut him up.

It actually worked for the first few times too, because it was so random that it caught him off guard, as very few things do. With his large collection and how very few of his creations he was actually proud of, Lucifer had a lot of ammunition. He wasn’t about to embarrass himself by scrambling to get them back afterwards, but he did wonder what happened to them. Incinerated, he would guess.

But no, Alastor likes entertainment, and after he got over the fact the literal King of Hell’s best line of defense was rubber ducks, he was very entertained by the little things. There was a growing collection in his radio tower, and he had learned quickly that there was more to them than met the eye. He’d been quite displeased when one had left his coat singed from spitting fire, but despite all their tricks, none were particularly harmful.

Alastor hadn’t been sure where these ducks were coming from, but after plucking one off the floor that had a remarkable resemblance to the Radio Demon himself, he was beginning to suspect they weren’t exactly off the shelf. And wasn’t that a thought, the devil himself spending hours meticulously crafting toys. Even more so interesting that he spent some of that time making one of a demon he hated so much. But he keeps them all the same.

Chucking them at Alastor’s head becomes a whole lot less effective at getting him to shut the fuck up after a while. That didn’t stop Lucifer from wanting to throw things at him, and it wasn’t destructive to the hotel in the process. Probably not a bad thing, to be clearing out his room of so many ducks. And if a certain gothic tower is now full of them instead, well… who’s to say.

*quack quack* I’m losing my mind, can you tell

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When you're a multishipper

Edit: added Lute and Val

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To celebrate Valentine’s Day have a comic of Alastor being a bitter ex wife.

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Shhh...They're Flirting 📻🍎

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Lucifer is one of those fun sized snack bars

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hazbin hotel old man yaoi

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Lucifer: hey can I kiss you

Alastor: well, yes, of course, but you might need a stepping stool. Or you could shape shift yourself taller, or punch me and kiss me when I kneel over. You could simply ask me to bend down as well.

Lucifer:

Alastor: you ment can as in may didn't you

Lucifer: yes. And I plan to scale you like a fucking tree, thanks

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THEY- I- I CAN'T....

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"Fuck You."

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that one shaggy/superman meme but its just radioapple

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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in