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“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

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Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll fall in love with you like a starving dog you fed scraps to.

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you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup

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i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*

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Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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"Your blorbo can't be your valentine they're not real" Skill issue. I can and will make all my blorbo's my valentines

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this has reduced me to tears

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I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative

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I love you moots I love you artists I love you writers I love you commenters I love you lurkers

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AHHHHHHHHHH

I rewatched this movie literally a week or two ago, this brings back so many memories🥹🥹 if you have the time and desire to I would DEVOUR this

Hey, I was wondering if you would be willing to write a rowaelin httyd au, bc I’ve been back in my httyd phase since the live action trailer came out, and I’m obsessed with rowaelin, but I can’t find a fanfic abt this anywhere and I love your fics sm <3

ooooooh wow!!!!! i do love httyd 🤭👀

anon....you might have just given me a whole new idea *slightly evil giggle*

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"And just what does he want?" Aelin snapped, tucking her horned helmet under her arm as she strode angrily across the courtyard. She was ranked first in her fourth-year squadron, not that her ranking had ever stopped that boy from trying to undermine her every chance he got.

The other fourth-year who'd brought the message sighed, tugging at her intricate dark braids in exasperation. "He said there's been a Night Fury sighting."

Aelin momentarily froze in her tracks. "Bullshit," she breathed, her mind rapidly churning through the possibilities. "The texts say a Night Fury hasn't been seen in centuries."

"And yet there's one around our very own island," drawled an altogether too smug male voice from her left.

Scowling darkly, Aelin pivoted in his direction, her free hand sliding subconsciously to rest on the hilt of her most accessible dagger. "I might think about believing you if I didn't know how drunk you and your precious cadre were last night, Whitehorn" she returned, a terrifyingly sweet smile unfolding across her lips.

"You missed a letter," Rowan Whitethorn said, completely deadpan. His helmet leaned so far back on his head that the faintest breeze would have knocked it off, and both hands rested on the handles of his hatchets--his preferred weapon.

"And you missed curfew," she crooned. "How's wall patrol treating you?" He might be a fifth-year, but her position at the head of her year meant that she outranked him, and it had been nothing short of a true pleasure to send his hungover ass to early-morning wall patrol for the next month.

His scowl dug a trench between his eyebrows. "I wasn't--" Before he could launch into yet another defense of his drunken imaginings, a yell arose from the western lookout tower.

"DRAGONS!"

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Confess something you've thought about me on anon

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Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.