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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

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Before we get back to the purpose of this old ass blog (which is to serve as an outlet for my creative juices), I want to just say a few things:

Trans friends: Idc how may "T"'s they erase from their websites, they cannot erase you. You are worthy of dignity and have the right to exist by the virute of being a human being. You are loved and I am glad you exist as you always have. Keep existing.

Canadian friends: I am sorry that your hand was forced and hope that you fuck us up and shut down all your oil exports. I don't know how y'all feel about Trudeau, but bro really gave the speech of a lifetime last night (I got a little... idk it was that flawless transition from English to French that had me kinda....). This is some diabolical shit.

Mexican friends: Y'all feel free to fuck us up too. Again, I don't know how you feel about Sheinbaum but sis is out here not fucking around and is a certified badass. I love y'all and I'm sorry that this tyrannically bronzed piece of hot garbage is stripping your relatives of their rights and sending them to guantanmo which we all know is a concentration camp. You are so loved.

Its a somber beginning to yet another year of fuckery, a month that we should be celebrating our history in this country as Black Americans tainted by being blamed for plane crashes.

May the Gods look favorably upon the good hearted.

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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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John Wick (2014) | John Wick Chapter Four (2023)

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Source

Transcript:

“BREAKING: A constitutional amendment has been filed allowing President Trump to seek a 3rd term in office.

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than three times, nor be elected to any additional term after being elected to two consecutive terms, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice."

It was filed by Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN).

Don’t let this slip by unnoticed. This is not just “one extra term”, it’s a warning shot. It’s a red flag. It’s an omen.

They are slowly turning up the heat in the pan. Do not be the frog who sits denying it’s getting hotter.

One extra term will become two, two will become three, and three will eventually give way to lifelong reign of each president.

Fight. Fight for God’s sake.

Contact your local representative of congress. Convince them we do not want this.

We are going to end up in a dictatorship.

@ikiyou

Please help spread this. I don’t usually get political and I don’t usually ask for assistance but this is important and you have more reach.

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lavender & vanilla - a fic by honeymaraschino

pairing: rupert x taggie rating: explicit words: 11,130 tags: daddy kink, hurt/comfort, family issues, praise kink, cockwarming, just the tip, and more.

summary:

I can’t keep carrying it all, it’s too much for me, she’d told him in a panicked gasp, chest tight and eyes full of tears. But he hadn’t balked; hadn’t hesitated or judged her for buckling under the weight of holding her family together. Had opened his door and gestured her inside like she knew he would tonight. Then let me carry it for you for a little while. OR: the platonic caretaker turned daddy kink fic

read it on ao3

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omfgggggg the way rupert just steps up to solve taggie's problems like the slutty evil mr darcy he is AND the way freddie finds lizzie sexy and smart and appreciates her in a way her husband never hassss.

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something something your best friend's daughter