elenacarey
elenacarey
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ask || fic + head canons || collages
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elenacarey · 22 days ago
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Brilliant
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elenacarey · 22 days ago
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Walton Goggins as Rick Hatchett // The White Lotus S3E5
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elenacarey · 22 days ago
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THE WHITE LOTUS 3.05 – Full-Moon Party
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elenacarey · 22 days ago
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# how i feel every day in 2025 THE WHITE LOTUS 3.05 | Full Moon Party
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elenacarey · 23 days ago
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The Apocalypse: As Documented by Tumblr
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.
A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.
He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.
The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.
Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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Before we get back to the purpose of this old ass blog (which is to serve as an outlet for my creative juices), I want to just say a few things:
Trans friends: Idc how may "T"'s they erase from their websites, they cannot erase you. You are worthy of dignity and have the right to exist by the virute of being a human being. You are loved and I am glad you exist as you always have. Keep existing.
Canadian friends: I am sorry that your hand was forced and hope that you fuck us up and shut down all your oil exports. I don't know how y'all feel about Trudeau, but bro really gave the speech of a lifetime last night (I got a little... idk it was that flawless transition from English to French that had me kinda....). This is some diabolical shit.
Mexican friends: Y'all feel free to fuck us up too. Again, I don't know how you feel about Sheinbaum but sis is out here not fucking around and is a certified badass. I love y'all and I'm sorry that this tyrannically bronzed piece of hot garbage is stripping your relatives of their rights and sending them to guantanmo which we all know is a concentration camp. You are so loved.
Its a somber beginning to yet another year of fuckery, a month that we should be celebrating our history in this country as Black Americans tainted by being blamed for plane crashes.
May the Gods look favorably upon the good hearted.
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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elenacarey · 2 months ago
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John Wick (2014) | John Wick Chapter Four (2023)
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