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Guy with no pronouns, including indefinite pronouns. “Everyone” does not include the guy, nor does “nobody” encompass the absence of the guy – you could look at a room containing the guy and say “nobody’s in here” and technically that would be correct.

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Ruby in Zoisite - Tanzania

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yeah i reckon they might be

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I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

gettingvetted here.

Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

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No Trash Bag. You will always be my baby cat but the crib is Not For You.

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Aesthetic.

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hey you havent sent me weird asks in like 2 years are you doing okay?

ya i'm still alive just kinda abandoned tumblr. originally because i (briefly) made some friends, then a second time bc i couldn't handle the inundation of "covid covid covid care about these many atrocities or you're evil covid gory details of different atrocity covid here's why bisexuals are actually all trying to kill you in your sleep." now i'm a normie with normie hobbies like pokemon and getting up at 5am to go sit on the beach in the dark in near-freezing weather reading the wikipedia page that lists kinds of bread. and listening to all the very lesser new wave hits of the 80s! did you know: a-ha isn't just the take on me band they have a whole bunch of albums and it's all really really really good........

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sunflowerfarmcreamery on ig

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Nancy Drew: Curse of Blackmoor Manor (2004)

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the meals from ICE in their varying degrees of doneness

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This is my shelter’s newest resident, King. He thinks this potty pad is a blanket and I can’t bring myself to rain on his parade.

Bless his poor interior decorating sense.

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The swing is for babies. Trash Bag says he is also a baby

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Lightsaber? I think you mean Danger Night Light.

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according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a horse should be able to fly. good thing that’s all about to change! i love 2020!!! 

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Just two cats, chilling 5 inches apart on the bed