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“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

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I'm happy my tweet is getting so much mileage 😭

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won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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reveal ….

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sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

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My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

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*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

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let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.

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someone: you can't have a coping mechanism that's just playing video games for all of your waking hours

me: fucking watch me

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Final Fantasy Character Portraits - by Anonymous (/v/)

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I never want this video to die.

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Watch the full Nintendo Direct here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arl3ACzJCBI

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I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

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dora may be exploring a little too much

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