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❗️Nevada voters - this is going to sound weird, but PICK UP YOUR PHONE if an unknown number calls.

**Lots of signatures on ballots are not matching and your ballot may need to be fixed.

TLDR; yes, signature matching is an antiquated way to verify ballots but it is still being used. Reportedly thousands of ballots here need to be cured. Answer the phone!

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Queer Sci-Fi Novel about Giant Crabs

It is here!!! My novel about giant transgender crabs LIVES!!! You can buy it here!!!

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like wow movies are so bad these days, and so long. i think maybe im going to set a hard limit of 120 minutes and 100 million dollars; if your movie is longer or more expensive than that im not going to watch it

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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here in the civilized spacefaring future, we engage in a little thing called deadly combat to satisfy the primal urges that our ancient ancestors once relieved through the barbarous outlet of team sports

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computer virus that keeps opening your browser and searching How to get out of computer and Stuck in computer tips

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Chainmail is a kind of fishnets

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

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I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens

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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.

Ichthyology Notes 2/?

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Beware!

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Surviving members of the Boston City Government announced an ongoing initiative to just cover the whole thing in spikes. "The original plan was much more modest," elaborated city spokesman Blaine Grumbide. "We were just going to do a light spike-dusting on the usual offenders- retaining walls, alleyways, the bases of inset windows, park benches and all the seats on the T. But our subcontractor, well, you could say they got a taste for it, and yesterday they showed up with a 33-billion-dollar action plan to cover every Euclidean plane in Suffolk County with a uniform layer of needle-thin, virtually indestructible yet unnervingly prehensile skewers. Exteriors, interiors, whole shebang. We couldn't say no. I mean we literally couldn't, they were doing something. With their eyes."

Boston City Hall, reportedly the locus for the ongoing initiative, has been described by onlookers as resembling, quote, "a gorestained, brutalist sea urchin." Remaining city officials, who have decamped to the North St. Dunkin' Donuts, project that at current rate of expansion, all Boston neighborhoods will be inhospitable to human life by 2034, with the exception of Seaport, which in 2017 was deemed inhospitable to human life on unrelated grounds.

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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October calendar pages for early 1900′s by Theodorus van Hoytema (Dutch, 1863–1917).

Images and text information courtesy MFA Boston.

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IT’S FINALLY DONE!!

I am so deeply proud of this. Especially page three.

Had to give Mal a stupid little cape like he has on the cover. And had to make them hold hands because It’s Pride Month.

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song of the summer (via muco_0 on tiktok)