eldritchwyrm
eldritchwyrm
...oh?
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eldritchwyrm · 2 days ago
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- David Duchovny
#w
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eldritchwyrm · 2 days ago
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idk i just really want everyone to know about the word vermiculation
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eldritchwyrm · 2 days ago
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reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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Tablecloth - begun 1969, completed 2024. Put aside 25 years ago when the Semco threads became unavailable. Completed after the gift of threads to my sewing group by the local Carmelite Sisters when they closed their monastery.
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine
Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage
Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype
Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason
Zombie episode
They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him
Some senator had a sex robot
All the Twi’leks had French accents
Ahsoka got hunted for sport
Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady
Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches
Hondo Ohnaka
Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia
0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob
Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries
Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile
Jar Jar killed a guy
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy
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hate hate HAAATE that holoblr is so core-centric and you’re expected to post in basic or people just comment asking you to translate. I should be able to post in shryiiwook.
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Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…
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hi! op here. I’m a wookie.
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HELPPPPPP
#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge
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ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵
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Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy
#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them
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some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao
#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr
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I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)
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by the stars this can’t be happening
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#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered
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anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….
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so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???
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posts that make you read op’s url
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#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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I'll be honest, I don't really mind when "byzantine" is used as a pejorative, because at least they're being mentioned
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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HOT OBELISKS IN YOUR AREA
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.
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eldritchwyrm · 3 days ago
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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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can i be real i dont think that the guys at magic academy saying that the dark arts are misunderstood are the guys you actually gotta watch out for i think those guys usually end up in holistic magic theory or burn out fast. it's the dudes who rail against necromancy in every class discussion whether anyone brought it up or not that you hear about five years later marching at the head of a great and terrible shambling host
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly
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eldritchwyrm · 5 days ago
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i’m obsessed with these…
(From DepthOfWikipedia on Instagram)
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eldritchwyrm · 5 days ago
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the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment
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eldritchwyrm · 6 days ago
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