eldritchwyrm
eldritchwyrm
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nee, they/them, icon by @measureyourlifeincake!
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eldritchwyrm · 1 day ago
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drew my interpretation of these baddies bc im tired of the biologist and the director being drawn white. i blame alex garland. also grace is there because i love that dyke. rejoice
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eldritchwyrm · 2 days ago
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the following steps are the phases of each combat round in my new TTRPG:
Calling the round to order
Reading and approving the minutes from the prior combat round
Reports of officers
Report of each standing committee
Priority actions
Unfinished actions and actions postponed from the prior combat round
New actions conducted this combat round
Adjourning the round
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eldritchwyrm · 2 days ago
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eldritchwyrm · 2 days ago
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they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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Ji Sook Jung (born in 1987). Korean
Animal in the Wind (2014)
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37 x 21 x 30 cm, 15 x 8 x 12 in approx
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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Point Defiance Zoo just announced that their Malaysian tapir Yuna gave birth to a calf on Sunday night 🎉
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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Happy Birthday, Gromit!
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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omg…
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eldritchwyrm · 4 days ago
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"The data, a sample of which was given to the Daily Dot by a group referring to itself as “the puppygirl hacker polycule,” includes approximately 8,543 files related to training, procedural, and policy manuals, as well as customer records that contain names, usernames, agency names, hashed passwords, physical addresses, email addresses, and phone numbers."
Never underestimate the power of a puppygirl polycule
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eldritchwyrm · 5 days ago
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youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
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eldritchwyrm · 6 days ago
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so fucked up that goncharov is only on poob
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eldritchwyrm · 6 days ago
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Actually full disclosure until like a couple months ago I thought that Severance and Succession were the same thing. They're both three-syllable titles that start with S and from the scattered posts I saw on my dash appeared to involve mostly people looking very distraught in business-y environments. Eventually I started to pick up on the sci-fi stuff but for a while I was just like "Man, this family is even more fucked up than I thought!"
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eldritchwyrm · 6 days ago
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Excerpt from The Trouble With White Women: An Interview with Kyla Schuller Author of The Biopolitics of Feeling: Race, Sex, and Science in the Nineteenth Century 
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eldritchwyrm · 6 days ago
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Fanbinding: an injury to one (and other stories) by @deniigi
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“They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.
“How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.
Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.
(The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)
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PACKAGE FOR DENIIGIQ IS IN THE MAIL (though they've seen photos) SO I CAN YELL A LITTLE ABOUT THIS ONE!!
I took a linocut class back in May and I was immediately in love and determined to incorporate this into my bookbinding. I had a fic in mind almost immediately. "an injury to one" and its jedi-clone unionizing was the perfect choice for a more gritty linocut of a union-inspired symbol, complete with crossed lightsaber hilt & DC blaster buttstock. I printed it for both the title page and the cover fabric.
you may also reconize this asymmetrical silk endband from my recent post about making endbands! I picked colors for this fic based on the colors for the Coruscant Guard & also a nice gold for some Mandalorian vengeance.
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which then match the endpapers (some more excellent crepaldi):
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I also had a ton of fun with the typesetting for this fic, since I was including the companion fics as well. Some spreads:
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sorry... there are too many photos for this one they have to go in the reblog...
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eldritchwyrm · 7 days ago
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cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
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eldritchwyrm · 7 days ago
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Man, google search sucks now.
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eldritchwyrm · 8 days ago
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ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord
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