eldritchsquidkid

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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I had a dream about waking up early and my day being perfect, thought it was real. Then I woke up and I had actually slept in.

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This morning there was a nation-wide text spam campaign targeting Black Americans (largely students) telling them that they’ve been selected to pick cotton and will be picked up to be sent to a plantation after Trump’s inauguration.

People online are making jokes about it, but it’s genuinely a disturbing sign. Someone was emboldened enough to intentionally run a background on thousands of young Black people and send them racist messages the day after a very exhausting and stressful election.

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Disproportionate Retribution Poll Round 1 Side B:

Phoenix Wright's (Ace Attorney) Disproportionate Retribution:

"He beat Zak at poker, so seven years later Zak tries to destroy his poker career by planting a card on him to make it seem like he's cheating. This is over the top because Phoenix has also been singlehandedly taking care of his daughter for the past seven years since Zak abandoned her."

Jonathan Sims' (The Magnus Archives) Disproportionate Retribution:

"He took a job as an Archivist with absolutely no qualifications and was mean to his coworkers.

Then he got eaten by worms, stabbed by the incarnation of madness, chased by a monster that had replaced his friend, framed for murder, burnt to third degree, sent plummeting for a 20 minutes long fall, almost got his throat slit by a police officer who kidnapped him, was kidnapped again by mannequins for a month, was later kidnapped a third time by two serial killers, exploded, had two of his ribs removed, went into a coffin of endless terror, saw a sun that would have made blind and mad any other, was made evil and forced to kickstart the apocalypse against his will.

I think that speaks for itself.

Poor Jon."

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

⚠️BTW I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING THAT NO ONE PUT HOMESTUCK SPOILERS IN THE NOTES. I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF THIS CHARACTER⚠️

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Am bored cus discords down so have a poll for entertainment

Reblog for bigger sample size, and I'll probably build this when the poll finishes

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poll time (sorry if youve taken this exact poll 15 times im just curious about my particular containment area)

*on your main (your def of main) blog on its own

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Would Jay Gatsby/James Gatz from The Great Gatsby become an avatar of The Lonely?

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Would Will Wood(real life singer) be an avatar of the Spiral?

Ages ago, I lost an ask with this very question using this artwork as propoganda for why he would become a Spiral avatar. I don't keep a count of how many times something is asked, but I think Will Wood Spiral avatar may be the most times for a real person.

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Would Dirk Strider from Homestuck be an avatar of the Stranger?

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@dragonunavailable

Would Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint be an Avatar of the Eye?

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would security cameras from real life be a manifestation of the eye