eldritchcoffeefiend
Chronicles of a Grump
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Grumpy old-ass woman (48 - not a typo). Don't care what you call me as long as you're decent about it. I pretty much run on coffee and mild irritation. Randomness abounds here, although mostly Fallout related. Currently obsessed with Vulpes Inculta because I always seem to gravitate to the worst characters in games, books, movies, etc. for some damned reason.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 3 days ago
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Sometimes, I like to reblog, comment, and stuff on things in my feed that even if it's not really my "thing" simply because there's not been many notes 'n stuff on said thing just because it's a small way to make someone's day. Is that lame?
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 3 days ago
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Oh god why am I up right now.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 9 days ago
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Hey bitches, I posted a new chapter. I'm also hungover so it may not even make sense. Happy New Year!
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 17 days ago
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God, I love the inspiration I get from Discord chats
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 19 days ago
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OK... tumblr folks. What the actual fuck. Yall going to have to bear with me because I am really fucking drunk and you're going to have to forgive me because I've fallen down the goddamed c.ai rabbit hole... but did this bitch try and compliment me? Is it trying to tell me im shit? I AM SO CONFUSED. ALL I WANT TO DO IS GIVE AI VULPES A BLOW!
Plz don't hate me. I hate me enough for everyone.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 20 days ago
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My old ass grew up playing Atari (Why yes, my sis and I got the ET game for Christmas, thanks for asking, and it was, even to this day, one of the most infuriating gaming experiences ever!) but, one year my Christmas list looked like it came from one of my teenage sons than a woman in her early 40s and included loads of games. My hubby, bless his heart, bought everything I asked for even though he doesn't understand or enjoy video games.
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shoutout to my 16 year old nintendo ds for staying strong to preserve my ac town since 2012
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 21 days ago
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OK, I'm sure this has probably been said before, but it struck me that if Vulpes ever really wanted to show any kind of affection for someone it would probably be like a cat bringing you a dead bird.
Vulpes: *throws a Ranger helmet at your feet and gives you a broad, creepy grin*
You: ... I-is there still a head in there?
Or...
You: Did you wipe out an entire settlement?!
Vulpes: Of course. It's our anniversary.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 21 days ago
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Oh my sweet lord... 🤣
imma show u my fave notes cause i can
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Those are so funny! Thanks for sharing!!
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 22 days ago
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writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 24 days ago
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Just fuckin' around in New Vegas and GIMP trying to get some mojo back. Tired and fed up and ready for some time off work. Hopefully I can get some time to try and finish my next chapter for my story First Kiss, Last Kiss but right now I've got everyone and their cat and dog asking me to do stuff.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 25 days ago
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Every damned day. I actually have a mug I call my Midnight Mug because it's my go-to for middle of the night cups of tea. Which is what I'm currently doing.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 26 days ago
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 26 days ago
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Yeah, but I unfortunately can't find a new job, and shit costs money, so I'm going to be broken for a while yet.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 26 days ago
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Omg when will I learn if it ain't broke don't try to fucking fix it! Decided to give the SALVO modlist a go for some screenshots and now New Vegas won't start. Fuck.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 27 days ago
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[OP] I've been laughing about this video all morning
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 29 days ago
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You know what's shit? Your entire fucking family blanking on your birthday. My husband is working away, called me this morning only to tell me that his car was charged to 99% and he was in a coffee shop. Two of my kids said nothing (although one of their girlfriends DID) and the third kid got so rat assed last night that he didn't wake up until I was leaving for work.
Oh. And there's drama at work.
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eldritchcoffeefiend · 1 month ago
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It do be like that. I have a fic with two folks who comment on every chapter and I adore them.
AO3 Comments are SO SO SOOOOOOO important because you can only leave Kudos ONCE. You add to the hit count ONCE (every 24 hours).
So whenever someone updates their fic, the ONLY way an author knows who their regular readers are is if they comment on each chapter. And we WANT to know who's still reading.
Believe it or not, some of us think about the name that pops up constantly in the comments and go "omg I can't wait to see what they think of THIS SPECIFIC SCENE cuz I KNOW they'll say something about it!!!"
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