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character flaws & strengths

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╳   flaws

moody  |  short-tempered  | emotionally unstable |  whiny controlling  |  conceited  |  possessive  |  paranoid | liar impatient   |  cowardly  | bitter |  selfish | power-hungry greedy  |  lazy  | judgmental |  forgetful | impulsive spiteful |  stubborn  |  sadistic  |  petty  |  unlucky wrathful | obsessive  | cold |  vindictive |

♔   strengths

honest  | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave patient |  selfless  |  ambitious  | tolerant |  lucky intelligent | confident | focused  | humble |  generous merciful  |  observant |  wise | clever |  charming cheerful |   optimistic  | decisive  | adaptive  | calm

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 BOLD EVERYTHING THAT APPLIES TO YOUR MUSE

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated / verse dependent

has a child or children / has no children / wants children / verse dependent

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s)

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unemphatic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between

loyal / disloyal / in between.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty  / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right wing / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual / questioning.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

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zombie apocalypse meme

send in a number for a situation. some are shippy. one can potentially be nsfw.

—— SCAVENGING FOR SUPPLIES

001.   our muses enter an abandoned super market / pharmacy / store that seemed quiet and zombie free … and then they heard a moan 002.   your muse finds mine’s dehydrated and utterly close to passing out. 003.   our muses run into a bag full of supplies … did the person who leave it die? did they forget it? or … is it a trap? 004.   our muses barely get any alone time considering they’re always with their group; the only time they can be alone is during supply runs. our muses decide to take advantage of this by canoodling in the back room of the store. 005.   our muses, who are strangers, run into each other in the pharmacy … and there’s only one bottle of antibiotics left.

—— LOOKING FOR SHELTER

006.   our muses have been traveling the roads for weeks now, searching for a new place to rest their heads. they finally run into a town that appears promising … 007.   your muse crashes in on my muse’s shelter, begging my muse to let yours stay for the night at least. 008.   our muses are traveling up north when they run into a community. after some time, they decide to communicate with the leader of the community to try and get a place to stay. but something about this place just doesn’t seem right … 009.   your muse is the leader of a community and my muse is the newest traveler to find it. your muse tries to gauge out if mine is a good addition for the community or not. 010.   it has been weeks and our muses have gotten no luck in looking for a solid place to stay. it’s been messing with their mental, physical and emotional health … they’re very close to splitting up. they need to find something soon.

—— IN RIVALING GROUPS

011.   our muses run into each other while out, they are both alone and have been instructed to kill anyone from the other group on sight. 012.   our muses are the forbidden love of the zombie apocalypse : a part of rivaling groups but they sneak off and meet up whenever they can. OPTIONAL: one day my muse gets followed by someone a part of their own group. 013.   your muse finds mine injured, your muse has to decide whether to help mine or leave them there to die. my muse is begging yours for help and is offering to give or do anything in return. 014.   our muses are the leaders of their respective groups, they’ve agreed to meet to discuss a peace treaty. little do they know, they both planned to surprise attack the other.  015.   our muses are caught in a heated war between their respective groups. my muse corners yours in a secluded area, they’re both about to attack until they realize … our muses are significant others that had gotten separated when the outbreak started months ( or even years ) ago.

—— VARIOUS OTHER SITUATIONS

016.   my muse has the flu. a usually curable illness, but they ran out of medicine and now they have to find a way to go out and look for some without straining my sick muse even more. 017.   our muses find themselves totally exposed in an open area with zombies staggering around them. they have to find a way to safety and fast. 018.   our muses are leaders of their respective groups, both communities have been striving for over a year now. our muses are meeting to try and talk about the prospect of working together, trading, etc. maybe even come up with some kind of route so members ( and our muses ) can visit each other. 019.   our muses are hungry and, by the grace of luck, there seems to be an animal they can eat and hunt. though, unable to use their guns with a fear that the noise would attract the dead, our muses need to find a way to trap that animal before they starve to death. 020. Mun’s Choice / Randomize #

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nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

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by Stephen Gammell

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Slavic Bestiary by Lucas Staniec

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CRINGEY RIVERDALE SENTENCES STARTERS

“ i’m so tired of the toxic masculinity in this hallway! “

“  im coocoo bananas for you, obvi   “

“  looking extremely dilfy today “

“ there’s always room for one more kitty in my litter box ”

“  you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football “

“ i might have to punish you “

“ real friends don’t kiss each others boyfriends ”

“ because we’re endgame ”

“ we’re gonna be a ship ”

“He OD’d on Jingle Jangle.”

“In case you haven’t noticed. I’m weird. “

“ I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. “

“ I don’t want to fit in. “

“ Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? “

“ That’s weird.”

“ The serpent queen is a warrior queen “

“I’d recognize those abs anywhere ”  

“ SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER! “

“  lets show ____ how poisonous we pretties can be “

“  we can dominate too, ____ “

” Our parents are so triggered that we are playing this game “

” She’s an enemy of the serpent state! “

“ Thank God and Gucci ”

” No one invited fascist barbie to the party “

“ the other guy told me he’s impressed by my Fizzle Rocks sales “

“ I survived a bear attack,  ___ “

“ all i’m doing is pointing out that ___ can’t do anything right. even be a serial killer. “

“ drop the butter knife, bitch! “

“ follow me, your Gryphon Queen! “

“ on your feet, soldier boys! we’re going to war”

“ we’re just working on our murder board “

“ oh, men and their dellusions. why do they do anything? “

“ hope those nuns in jail don’t crack under pressure and start talking about how you were their candy man. “

“ luckily, i was able to get my archery set and hunting cape. “

“ thank you for mansplaining my business to me “

“ Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994 “

“ can i get some more … game enhancement? “

"Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”

“Hands off, goblin.”

“Be the Jay to my Bey?”

“I’m gonna make my bones with you… “

“The Pembrook is a fortress and Andre is trained in the martial arts“

“sorry, Daddykins, but this is going to hurt you way more than it will hurt me”

“____ is like Dracula, snapping up properties from all over Riverdale to expand his empire and FEED.”

‘My four poster bed is your four poster bed’

'MY VIXENS HAVE FALLEN. “

“This psycho bitch.”

“You’ve got some pretty big coconuts pulling that kind of stunt last night.”

“I was attacked by a bear.”

“You’ve given me the kiss of life _____  Now I’ve given it to your dad.”

“what are you going to do? handcuff me?”

FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!

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Coloring books available here and at Hive and Forge in Salem, MA!

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Send a 🎯 to learn a random headcanon I have for my muse

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moodboard: brown skin + green

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“pay heed to the tales of old wives.  it may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.” 

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Sentence Starters  —  Cinema Sins: Fifty Shades of Grey

feel free to change pronouns/tense/ect. source:  everything wrong with fifty shades of grey in eighteen minutes or less

“ that shit’s getting towed. ”

“ the guy may have a big dick, but he also IS a big dick. ”

“ dick. ”

“ that’s like recycling all the on-screen action of two girls, one cup. ”

“ what a whore. ”

“ overly aggressive rescue male is overly aggressive. ”

“ i am so confused by this guy’s boner. ”

“ man i’m fucking awesome at frogger! … wait — ”

“ don’t you hate it when a guy takes your virginity and then decides to play the piano while you’re fast asleep? ”

“ if they can’t see me, maybe they won’t know how much i’m screwing them. ”

“ this isn’t sexy talk, it’s just… facts. ”

“ how badly did everyone else fuck up if  ___  is the valedictorian? ”

“ there are so many words in that sentence that don’t make sense to me. ”

“ stalking is a crime man, even if you have had sex with the person you’re stalking. ”

“ fuck the fuck off. ”

“ i just wanted an excuse to say peacock, because it doesn’t happen very often and it has the word  ‘ cock ’  in it. ”

“ is there really anything to talk about at this point? ”

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open starter;;

one of nettie’s biggest pet peeves was inconsiderate folks — the kind of folk that come into the store five minutes before closing and hang around for 10, 15, 20 minutes after. and even though it was her store now, she couldn’t just toss them out. bad for business, you know. so after the person’s maybe 10th circuit around the shop, nettie decided to give them another little nudge.

“can i help you find somethin’?”

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