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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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The juxtaposition of these articles is something, that's for sure.

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Sonic Adventure 2 (2001)

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Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

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every time my conservative family members break the dinner table rules (no politics, sex, or religion) I break it worse. thanks to them thanksgiving included a discussion pondering why lucifer would hypothetically follow heavens orders & punish sinners when a big chunk of them are just misunderstood and rejected by the same system he was/he got kicked out so he’s no longer on the payroll. aunt was mad. dad was laughing. the seven year old started yelling he was the son of the devil. 10/10 recommend

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j… jesus oppa ;____;

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Merry Clickmas!

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pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk

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Saw this on one of my rare visits to Facebook hell. Thought y'all would want to know

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