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disrespectful

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i would deepthroat this song if i could

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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Croaker on a Cross

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This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

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Ouch my hands got stabbed on nails and now I'm bleeding from two thematically insignificant puncture wounds on each of my hands. Jesus Christ

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I'm trying to prove to my friend that being LGBTQ+ isn't smth rare and there's a lot of us but some of us are still closeted

INTERACT IF UR LGBTQ+

LET'S SHOW OTHERS THAT THEY AREN'T ALONE

Allies interact too!

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Ugh. I need some fresh air. I'm going outside to punch the door on the shed with the nails sticking out. Do not be concerned. I will dodge the nails woth my expert dexterity. I will not be injured. Violence just clears my head.

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Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become magic Jesus

Compromise your principles and age 20 years

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Diversity win! Jinx wishes you had good lesbian sex before she tries to kill you

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curly's mutilation can actually be seen as something of a 'redemption arc' bc it stops him from being a blond man