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hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers

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Transphobes are wild cause they think we can get away with like litarly everything for some reason

Like darlin peaple hold you to a WAY higher standard of actions where basically anything will be seen as a reason your bad ,I’ve gotten accusations about me from peaple I’ve never even met

I got repaired for saying tits while a cis woman didn’t get in trouble for slapping someone’s ass and calling them sexy.

Yeh anyways transphobes are idiots

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It’s always so odd

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

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The only good rich person

went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

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do you ever have something happen to you and just know that it would've had an absolutely devastating impact on your capacity to endure if you'd been in an even 5% worse psychological state

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My grip tightenes ,I contemplate, I don’t proceed

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"... but like, I'm pretty sure it just gave me brain damage. I can't see so good in the dark anymore, too much static. When I rub my eyes in the morning, it's just RGB visual noise and glitched-out 7-point MS Gothic. And sometimes, I just... lose time? Just going unresponsive for hours, and my memory is shot to shit. Creeps the hell out of my roommates, for sure."

- Excerpt of a psychological evaluation of an unknown test pilot, "On the Effects of Prolonged Brain-to-Computer Interface Use", P. Massif, mid 21st century.

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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

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“ They… can recite every number of Pi backwards.”

Hey Mark

what’s the first number they’ll say?

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I wish I could see those ,I say pitching a pitty part then I remember I forgot to post my art

actually i dont make art for myself. i make art so that i can see “#OUGH” and “#AUGHW” and “#WAAAH” in my notifications

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Someone said Fat People can't do this on twitter and someone posted this as a response and i think its important people see things like this to know they're just fatphobic and wrong

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hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

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the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

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Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because you’ll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - it’s so worth it. It’s basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.

“In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it’s us players who define the game.”