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Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

[eldritch-aberration]

Alright y'all I mentioned this a while back but I've decided I'm turning this blog into an archive. I've had it since I was in 6th grade, and it's time to lay the old girl down to rest along with all the cringe history of an 8 year old tumblr blog. It may take me a day or two to get settled, but I'm gonna be reaching out to all my mutuals who are still active, and some of the long-time followers I've seen in the notes for years with the new @. If you're interested in joining me with the blog change you can DM me, this'll probably be reblogged to hell in a queue so apologies to everyone who'll see this. TLDR; This blog is being put down, in it's place a new better blog will rise, so if you want the @ DM me

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love that it's called the dashboard. I'm running over your poasts in my. car

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won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

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had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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When you get stuck in traffic behind someone with bumper stickers that elude to some strange politics

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Is there any occult power to be gained by us gigglers and smilers? I want like orgone energy but you gain it by having a jovial heart

There are some who theorize Orgone is produced by laughter, or any intense emotion! Perhaps we could construct a sort of jester uniform covered in crystals and use this for occult power.

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BTW, you remember the old “longhouse is perfectly constructed” post? I know it might seem embarrassing, but since making that post, my longhouse has been abandoned and ruined. It’s been 500 years since I made the post. These days instead of living in a longhouse, I walk around. Actually good for my ass muscle!

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Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.

I can respect that.

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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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DJ Malcontent got the whole club feeling aggressively displeased with their fate