eldrichblast

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moved back to @morrriigan

finally regained my old account. please follow me there!

[eldrichblast]

moved back to @morrriigan

finally regained my old account. please follow me there!

[eldrichblast]

moved back to @morrriigan

finally regained my old account. please follow me there!

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a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

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the emotional range i bring to the dashboard every day

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They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

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Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.

by researchremora

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it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

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"The existence of people who've never heard of [insert fandom here] makes me feel old" buddy, there are people who've never heard of just about anything you can think of. On a densely networked site like Tumblr, you're probably at most four or five mutual-of-a-mutual jumps removed from someone who's genuinely never heard of Batman.

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‘I love being a girl’ and it’s just consumerism and conforming to beauty standards

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Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

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anyone can be a girlboss but it takes a real woman to be a deadbeat dad

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.