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hug

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM

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every friend group should include… 🔪 SLASHER EDITION 🔪

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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

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i love men named frenchie

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Did a character study on Javier so I can commit him to memory >:)

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me and my gf were confused to whom Izzy was talking in the beginning of s1e6 so we came up with the theory that he goes to a non-human room to talk with the goats

then we thought that he is extremely touch-deprived and always cold so he might sleep there as well…

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family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

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Ed has to hug something while he sleeps, izzy can only rest if he’s curled up on himself, and stede sleeps like a Victorian child on their deathbed

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LOST FIC PLEASE HELP

It was a multichaptered steddyhands fic where stede finally catches up to the revenge. Lucius is alive and hiding in the walls but the kraken crew won't let izzy go inside the captains cabin cause ed abused izzy a lil too much. I dont remember much but i remember izzy, stede and Edward being locked inside the cabin, to avoid being mutinied by the crew, a very protective izzy and the presence of smut...if you dont know the fic then please reblog it will help a tonne!!!!

Thank youuuu

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someone please write this fic for me

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Hi there! I've been looking for some kidfics featuring single dad Ed? Not sure they exist, most of the stuff I've seen has been single dad Stede so I need a little help with this one ☺️ thanks for all you do!!!

Gonna be honest here—I've looked through AO3 trying various searches but all I'm getting is single dad Stede (and Ed step-dadding) or single cat dad Ed.

Would any of our readers be able to help?

~Mod N

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Quarters only, please [x]

(done in procreate)

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oh, go on then.

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Fics in which Ed is with Stede for a while before choosing Izzy in the end (for my edizzy stans):

Different Pulses by Nadzieja [E]

Izzy has a job that he likes, a routine that he follows and a crush he gets to see every day (even if he knows Ed's way out of his league).

He likes the safety that comes with it. The stability and certainty it ensures.

That is, until Ed decides to have him against a wall and that throws everything on its head.

A Winter’s Tail by Congedato [E]

Edward Teach is an author working on his latest novel in a small town in the mountains, where he spends his days writing and skating on the vast frozen lake. There are rumours in town of nonhuman beings that live in the lake.

Driver Picks the Music by MissHazelA [E]

Edward Teach, struggling sci fi novelist, plans a road trip during a manic episode. Izzy Hands, his lifelong best friend, editor, and support system, gets pulled along in his wake, as always.

Second Place by hansolo945 [NR]

Stede Bonnet manages to find Edward Teach - his secret love from twenty years ago - amongst 8 million people in New York City.

Legless in Las Vegas by lucelafonde [E]

As if Izzy had nothing better to do than try and keep Blackbeard’s career from blowing up over a rich little ponce who got into the music business through his daddy’s money and connections. And because he clearly had nothing better to do, Edward actually asked him—entirely serious and seeing nothing wrong with it, as always—whether he’d join them on a road trip to Las Vegas to celebrate because Bonnet, the man he had been seeing for three months, apparently just got divorced.

Last week.

“No way I’m missing that,” Jack said over drinks and slung an arm around Izzy’s neck to stop him from bolting.

“Absolutely fucking not,” said Izzy through squeezed lungs and found himself trapped in a car with the three of them two days later anyway.

Or:

Izzy gets dragged to Las Vegas to celebrate Stede's divorce. Things don't go according to plan after that. Or do they?

Tell Me That You're Alright (yeah everything is alright) by IWillBeYourPet [E]

After the fuckery Ed finds Izzy in a state of distress, hurt from the weeks of being mostly ignored on the Revenge.

The last thing he'd ever want to do is hurt his mate, so they head back home to the Queen Anne.

And it's been quite awhile since Izzy had gone into a heat, but what else can be expected from an omega when their Alpha so possessively chooses them?

Omegaverse, fluffy Blackhands smut.

hold me down tight by shatteredhourglass [T]

“Guess I’ll… see you around.”

They won’t.

“Yeah,” Izzy says. “See you, Ed.”

Thistle by MissHazelA [E]

Edward Teach has a soul mark. Izzy Hands doesn’t.

Inconceivable by DarkHedgehog [E], WIP

"So how do we do this?" Ed asks and it's like a chasm has opened between them.

They've talked about this, multiple times, thought of every little detail. He didn't have to do it, which Ed made sure to stress at every step. Izzy had agreed to it out of his own free will, knowing full well what it entailed.

He is going to let Ed impregnate him so Ed and Stede can have a baby together.