elbymade
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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.
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the hill me and the mutuals are dying on
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“You just have to turn your brain off to watch this movie” i fucking hate you, i hate you, you’re engaging with art wrong. Like how do you not get joy out of deeply interacting with what a film is saying, even if the film sucks shit. What the fuck are you doing
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elbymade · 14 days ago
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You’re laughing. The destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy and you’re laughing.
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
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queers- never kill yourself. there might be new mcr
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Can you guys just be normal and promote fundraisers in a normal way and not use it to get off on your savior complex fantasies it’s genuinely so uncomfortable to see especially as Arab girl who understands how proud Arab people are
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This will never NOT be funny
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PayPal and Venmo
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elbymade · 15 days ago
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calling john constantine an 'occult detective' has the same vibe as calling someone who wrote a 300K destiel omegaverse fanfic and put it on AO3 a 'published author'
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elbymade · 17 days ago
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If you ever tell yourself you're “just a girl”, remember there is no such thing as “just” a girl. Each girl is beautifully complex in what she is, and to deny her that is to clip the wings of the most beautiful angel there is. You are wonderful just as you are, even if the world refuses to see it.
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