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Es tan. Vampiresco

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I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don't have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

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august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you

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hear me out. this but it’s a belt buckle

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under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

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story time

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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Cannot even fault them for that that's funny as fuck

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ill just be drawing ANYTHING bro....

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petekey yuri ummm dog pete and deer mikey doodle

Ngl pete looks a bit like me nd it freaks me out a little but thats ok

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not sure how i feel about this blehhh

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i never told you what i do for a living

(art fight attack - @wykonii)

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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BRO IS THIS DANGER DAYS LORE HAPPENING IN THE BIG 25??? AT THE BLACK PARADE TOUR?????

I'm gonna lose it. This band wants me dead.