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"lazarus" is such a great name for a guy who's famous for being raised from the dead. you can reference a name like that in your resurrection plot devices and it feels appropriate. that never would have been possible if he'd been called joseph or peter or craig or something.

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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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Holy shit they made the cowkini print into an animal

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can’t stop thinking of big and greedy

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lmao at tumblr trying to guilt their broke ass users into buying subscription based ~loyalty~ badges while their millionaire CEO, caked in mud and raw sewage from his weeks at burning man, is being hosed down by some unpaid interns in the ally behind their office

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lost two years of your life cause of covid - then got hit with inflation right after. we're down tremendously

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Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to kill yourself!

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just like jerma

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why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

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Sparkle on! It's Wednesday!

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Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

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Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

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Sonic, Shadow & Silver from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise hates cops!

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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.