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Shit said in my Discord group

“While you fight I’m just gonna be making my ramen” “pest control guy is ur new pokemon” “this kingler is not accepting my balls” “I just love seeing how you guys can embarrass yourselves over this” “Don’t take that out of context” “Fite me I will make you short” “Oh hey dude how is it going my shipping troll homeslice breadslice shipslice” “i came platonically into this room to have a platonic good time and honestly i feel so attacked in a non sexual way” “Who is better waifu: ____ or _____? I’m asking because I’m caught in the middle of an argument about the topic, and I don’t wanna settle it right away due to the fact that I wouldn’t even hesitate to say ____” “MY FRIEND TEXTED ME AT FUCKING 2AM! IM GONNA GET BACK AT HIM! IVE READ UP ON PETTY REVENGE I GOT THIS!” “Sleep so you can blep” “as apparently i am double satan, i approve of not fucking no” “I thought this was about the soda for a second” “You pulled that out of your donkey. The other word for donkey. That begins with an A. And ends with an s.” “We’re down one furry… This is gonna be hard” “Do I have to nickshame?” “I care about chieves because I’m a chiev hoe!” “Don’t do school, stay in vegetables and eat your drugs.” "And the Lord did say: eat a bag of dicks” “Jesus layed a hand on the tax collectors and proclaimed, "Eat my Diction.” “I platonically think you’re platonically wrong platonically” “And then there’s kermit.” “We chill. We chill. We chill. We good. We good? Alright lets go.” “___ God dammit put your dick away” “It’s just a prank! It’s just a prank! It’s just a social experiment! A social experiment gone wrong! GONE WRONG!” “You will not crush me like a bug, I will crush you like a bug for the tenth time gosh dangit!” “Hey! Leave me be! I’m only slaughtering innocents! I’m not doing wrong!” “My jackets on the floor, my ego is on it, and my back hurts.” “Not only are they dying, but they’re dead.” “By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!” “I question this group sometimes. And by sometimes I mean all the time.” “I’m using my night time sexy voice” “Now we can clean house on yo ass” “welcome to the bitch house” “shoot ____ first thats all im asking” “you mother bitch” “your dad has a minion kink” “#Let_____BeThe6Foot3Baby” “i think we are killing ___ mentally” “You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid” “clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat” “You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER” “YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED” “YOU STOLE THE PEEPO” “a graceful death? you mean flying into the fucking sun” “I am a howdere” “did you just call me a tiny angry gremlin” “the fuck type of kinky shit is happening” “I think dying is bad for your heath, but I’m not to certain.” “Guys help i need hardcore memes” “So I wrapped my mom’s present today, and I’m looking at the wrapping paper, and it’s about as straight as ___; not at all.” “Update: FRESHMAN FRIDAY People got jumped, thrown in trashcans and shit I however, am fine” “slide back into sin mountain” “Hold up ____ likes murder children Explains why she is bias towards me” “I can’t offer ideas….so I’m just…gonna go back to stabbing at ice with a knife…” “FUCKING STOP PAPPING BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT” “Someone take food and punch me in the gut so hard that it goes into my stomach” “I see this green foot at the corner of my eye, and I think to myself “No he fucking didn’t-” And I look up and see Kermit the fucking frog holding a double barrel shotgun” “Okay shut the fuck your mouth.” “Death cannot come fast enough….In a platonic way, shut up ___” “It’s not Google, it’s Wikipedia.” “FUCK YOU! TECH SUPPORT BULLSHIT! FUCK!” “Did you just curse at me in Mexicanese?” “Being in band and playing the saxophone was always rough for dirty minded little me….i always had to practice my fingering and tonguing….”

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                           “I’m living for the life on the Ice”

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Olympics Pick-Up lines RP Meme

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“Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure”

“I’m an Olympian. Why? Because I always go for gold in the bedroom!”

“Don’t worry. I only come first once every 4 years.”

“Even if you don’t get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile”

“Girl/Boy… tonight you can be like Canada’s medal count… On the top”

Hey, lane lines can’t keep us apart.

Hey, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.

Hey girl/boy, you make my heart flutter kick.

“Hey girl/boy. I won this gold medal, but I’d really like to win your heart.”

“I know how to get a leg up on the competition”

“I may be russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?”

“I never have a false start.”

“I see London, I see France, I want to see you without pants!”

“I’m going for the silver, because I’ll make sure you come first.”

“If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back”

“It doesn’t matter how you do in your competition, you’ll finish first after a night with me.”

“Let’s make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.”

“Not a soccer fan, but I’d like to kick it with you”

“Pool aren’t the only thing Olympic-sized around here.”

“Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I’d rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.”

“Want to become my new personal best?”

“When I’m done with you, you’ll finish like the fireworks at the opening ceremony!”

“Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?”

“You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart”

“You’ll be falling on something harder than the ice tonight.”

“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been speed skating through my mind all night.”

“Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold Medal “

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I can’t promise to solve your problems, 

                       but I can promise 

                                                you won’t have to face them alone.

Independent Viktor Nikiforov         &&     Independent Christophe Giacometti

       Written by Bri                                                   Written by Alice

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lonely sentence starters

“Long time no see! How’re you holding up?” “You clearly weren’t expecting me.” “I came here to help you, but if you’d rather I hadn’t, I will leave you alone again.” “I thought I’d just stop by and see how you were doing… It’s been a while.” “You’ve been quiet lately.” “How are you? Honestly. Don’t give me the usual crap.” “Why’re you sitting here all by yourself?” “This is supposed to be a party. You are supposed to dance, not sulk.” “Has nobody come to see you?” “Do you want me to leave?” “When’s the last time you went outside?” “Do you even want to see anyone?” “You seem lonely…” “Don’t you have any friends?” “I don’t mind keeping you company.” “Do you really have this place all to yourself?” “Maybe if you tried being nice every once in a while you would actually have people who cared about you.” “I’d visit you more often if I had the time…” “I am your friend. You’ve got me.” “Are you lonely?” ———- “I just want to be left alone.” “I’ve been so alone.” “You’re the first person to visit me in ages.” “I wish you’d visit more often.” “I’m just so sick of being alone all the time.” “No, of course I’m not lonely.”

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Shit said in my Discord group

“While you fight I’m just gonna be making my ramen” “pest control guy is ur new pokemon” "this kingler is not accepting my balls” “I just love seeing how you guys can embarrass yourselves over this” “Don’t take that out of context” “Fite me I will make you short” “Oh hey dude how is it going my shipping troll homeslice breadslice shipslice” “i came platonically into this room to have a platonic good time and honestly i feel so attacked in a non sexual way” “Who is better waifu: ____ or _____? I’m asking because I’m caught in the middle of an argument about the topic, and I don’t wanna settle it right away due to the fact that I wouldn’t even hesitate to say ____” “MY FRIEND TEXTED ME AT FUCKING 2AM! IM GONNA GET BACK AT HIM! IVE READ UP ON PETTY REVENGE I GOT THIS!” “Sleep so you can blep” “as apparently i am double satan, i approve of not fucking no” “I thought this was about the soda for a second” “You pulled that out of your donkey. The other word for donkey. That begins with an A. And ends with an s.” “We’re down one furry… This is gonna be hard” “Do I have to nickshame?” “I care about chieves because I’m a chiev hoe!” “Don’t do school, stay in vegetables and eat your drugs.” "And the Lord did say: eat a bag of dicks” “Jesus layed a hand on the tax collectors and proclaimed, "Eat my Diction.” “I platonically think you’re platonically wrong platonically” “And then there’s kermit.” “We chill. We chill. We chill. We good. We good? Alright lets go.” “___ God dammit put your dick away” “It’s just a prank! It’s just a prank! It’s just a social experiment! A social experiment gone wrong! GONE WRONG!” “You will not crush me like a bug, I will crush you like a bug for the tenth time gosh dangit!” “Hey! Leave me be! I’m only slaughtering innocents! I’m not doing wrong!” “My jackets on the floor, my ego is on it, and my back hurts.” “Not only are they dying, but they’re dead.” “By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!” “I question this group sometimes. And by sometimes I mean all the time.” “I’m using my night time sexy voice” “Now we can clean house on yo ass” “welcome to the bitch house” “shoot ____ first thats all im asking” “you mother bitch” “your dad has a minion kink” “#Let_____BeThe6Foot3Baby” “i think we are killing ___ mentally” “You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid” “clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat” “You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER” “YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED” “YOU STOLE THE PEEPO” “a graceful death? you mean flying into the fucking sun” “I am a howdere” “did you just call me a tiny angry gremlin” “the fuck type of kinky shit is happening” “I think dying is bad for your heath, but I’m not to certain.” “Guys help i need hardcore memes” “So I wrapped my mom’s present today, and I’m looking at the wrapping paper, and it’s about as straight as ___; not at all.” “Update: FRESHMAN FRIDAY People got jumped, thrown in trashcans and shit I however, am fine” “slide back into sin mountain” “Hold up ____ likes murder children Explains why she is bias towards me” “I can’t offer ideas….so I’m just…gonna go back to stabbing at ice with a knife…” “FUCKING STOP PAPPING BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT” “Someone take food and punch me in the gut so hard that it goes into my stomach” “I see this green foot at the corner of my eye, and I think to myself “No he fucking didn’t-” And I look up and see Kermit the fucking frog holding a double barrel shotgun” “Okay shut the fuck your mouth.” “Death cannot come fast enough….In a platonic way, shut up ___” “It’s not Google, it’s Wikipedia.” “FUCK YOU! TECH SUPPORT BULLSHIT! FUCK!” “Did you just curse at me in Mexicanese?” “Being in band and playing the saxophone was always rough for dirty minded little me….i always had to practice my fingering and tonguing….”

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lonely sentence starters

“Long time no see! How’re you holding up?” “You clearly weren’t expecting me.” “I came here to help you, but if you’d rather I hadn’t, I will leave you alone again.” “I thought I’d just stop by and see how you were doing… It’s been a while.” “You’ve been quiet lately.” “How are you? Honestly. Don’t give me the usual crap.” “Why’re you sitting here all by yourself?” “This is supposed to be a party. You are supposed to dance, not sulk.” “Has nobody come to see you?” “Do you want me to leave?” “When’s the last time you went outside?” “Do you even want to see anyone?” “You seem lonely…” “Don’t you have any friends?” “I don’t mind keeping you company.” “Do you really have this place all to yourself?” “Maybe if you tried being nice every once in a while you would actually have people who cared about you.” “I’d visit you more often if I had the time…” “I am your friend. You’ve got me.” “Are you lonely?” ———- “I just want to be left alone.” “I’ve been so alone.” “You’re the first person to visit me in ages.” “I wish you’d visit more often.” “I’m just so sick of being alone all the time.” “No, of course I’m not lonely.”

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SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞

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Deep Ass Starters.

Sometimes it's hard to get in depth with your muse and their backstory, because you can't figure out how to bring those things up with others. Here are a couple of starters intended to make things a little more personal!

"What's holding you back?"

"I'm not comfortable with this conversation."

"Will you /ever/ be comfortable with this conversation?"

"Let me in sometime!"

"It's not that easy, you know."

"Help me understand."

"It's hard to connect with someone when all they do is push you away."

"Why are you always so cold?"

"Why are you always so happy?"

"Are you really happy now?"

"Who hurt you this badly to make you this way?!"

"What, did your ex mess you up that badly?!"

"Why do you keep fighting it any time you feel?"

"It's a problem, I get it."

"This is all kinds of messed up."

"That's not exactly a good coping method."

"So what happened, with your parents, really?"

"What was your childhood like?"

"Everyone has at lest a little bit of mommy/daddy issues. It's nothing to be ashamed of."

"My parents aren't exactly perfect models, either."

"You were bullied? What for?"

"Was it hard? Coming out, I mean."

"You can't just run away all the time."

"You can't just hide all the time."

"Are you still thinking about them?"

"I'm not the enemy here. But this makes me wonder who the real one is for you."

"Is the reason you're so cold and defensive because you feel threatened?"

"How long has it been since you last spoke to them?"

"You never talk about it, why?"

"How come you're so different around them?"

"It's like you don't have a care or worry in the world."

"You seem so perfect. I don't get it."

"What was your ex like?"

"I don't think I was ever good enough for them."

"Are you not comfortable being intimate?"

"Why don't you feel comfortable being intimate?"

"Letting someone see you that vulnerable, it's a scary thing."

"Are you scared of being hurt?"

"Have you ever been taken advantage of?"

"Why are you afraid of saying I love you?"

"I never understood how someone could say those words so easily."

"You're hurting others the way you've been hurt in the past, don't you think that's ironic?"

"You use people to make yourself feel better."

"I'm scared of being used again..."

"Losing someone isn't easy, but you're making it harder than it needs to be."

"How long has it been since you lost them?"

"You're too attached."

"I'm not attached, I'm just comfortable with what I'm familiar to."

"Maybe the real reason you're so controlling is because, deep down you'd rather have them in your grasp than lose them."

"Why did you ever break up?" / "Why did we ever break up?"

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“Sounds good to me. We could go to the beach since we have really nice weather here” He suggested, returning the smile. Truth be told, he was more as just happy to see his friend Viktor again, especially after such a long time. It had been really a surprise to Chris to meet Viktor randomly like this. 

“Unless you want to do something else, we can do whatever you want~” he chuckled as he put his arm over Viktor’s shoulder. “ But it would be great opportunity to show off how great we look”

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“Christophe,” Viktor called softly as he smiled to his old friend and tucked his skates away into his carrier, “We should do something together sometime.” He had been thinking of ways he can spend more time with the Swiss, knowing that they had rarely the chances to meet and actually enjoy the other’s presence. The last time they actually had fun together was when they came across each other in the pool. But that was nearly a year ago.

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"Yurio, if you don't behave I'm taking your leopard print clothes away!" || You wanted random asks xD and I personally have no idea what this even is. But dad Viktor mode activated xD

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“If you take them away, I tell mom Yuuri about how mean you are and about your disgusting secret. And don’t act like you’re my father” He’s just going to glare at him, already thinking about a good place where he can hide his clothes.