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Cabana! The new app by the company that still can't get a functional app of their current social media platform-you're gonna like it!

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I needed to see this

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends 

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you 

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

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Me: are you guys ready for the war

Friends: there's a war???

Me: *narrows eyes* the skeleton war

Friends: *facepalm*

Friend 1: wait what's that

Me: you not know of the skeleton war??? How DARE you offend your ancestors like that!

Friend 2: its not actually a war

Me: tell that to the skeletons

Friends: we CANT they're DEAD

Me: dead and fighting bravely in the war *wipes tear*

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AND THUS BEGINS HALLOWEEN, THE MONTH-LONG HOLIDAY

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We can win the skeleton war this year. We have something the others didn’t count on.

Harambe

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Me: HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Person: October just started its not-

Me: *throws pumpkin in person's face* IT'S HALLOWEEN BITCH

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T H E S K E L E T O N W A R B E G I N S A G A I N

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Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!

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this is so GOOD and PUre

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fuckboy!dan rise

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When shows come off their hiatus

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CALLING ALL MEMERS

hi

so i’m making a video where i’m reflecting on the last year of my life in memes ☆.。.:* and i need your help!

i have a list of dan memes i may or may not feature in the final video and i’d like you to help me find the best/funniest things they inspired

just look at this list:

Swearing Dan

Sister Daniel

The Sushi Roll

Don’t Cry, Craft!

hey buddy you in London?

WOWZA!

Falling off chair on YouNow

Sad Dimple

The Missing Eyebrow/Horse Pics

Phil Trash #1

Gotta Go Fast (Dan running)

Doot

Awkward Photoshoot

and if you know of/have made a funny meme/picture/video edit anything inspired by it it then link me to it here with the name of the meme from that list http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/submit

NOTE - just linking me to an image you reblogged/liked on twitter is fine! only actually upload an image IF YOU MADE IT originally (lest you be chased through tumblr by an angry mob) i will link to tumblr/twitter posts or credit in the video description :)

thanks

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as a sneak peek of my new video here is a clip of me testing the lighting. i am fucking insane

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New video! Reacting to my baby videos!!

 LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT