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oh god it's a cybertruck

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the moment k2 returned

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“My heart burns with an infernal fire. I’m gay as hell.”

-Ayda Aguefort, my beloved

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IT'S SIOBHAN THOMPSON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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brennan and murph kissing at gauntlet at the garden

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Dimension 20 live show in 2019 vs. Dimension 20 live show in 2025 🎉

(📷: @caitmayart)

A heartfelt thank you to everyone who has supported the show over the years - and a reminder that the VOD for Gauntlet at the Garden will be coming to @dropoutdottv before long, so if you couldn't attend, you'll still be able to watch the show in all its glory.

And a special thanks to New York Cares for being an incredible charity partner for the show. Over 150 new volunteers signed up for the Champions of New York challenge, over 1,500 coats were donated for the coat collection, and $100,000 was donated to the organization thanks to YOU

And if you're looking for tickets for our remaining 2025 Dimension 20 live shows in Los Angeles, Seattle, and Las Vegas, you can find them here.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M SEEING AABRIA IYENGAR AT TWENTY SIDED TAVERN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I GOT TICKETS BEFORE I PROCESSED IT HELP

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my spotify wrapped is so fucked

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I mean… do I even gotta explain why?

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“Teenage Rebellion” [Fantasy High Junior Year Music Video] - written & performed by Sarah Barrios

Produced by Theo & The Climb

Mixed by Vic Cuccia

Mastered by Fili Filizzola

Lyrics:

I am perpetually confused A misfit and a mess Turns out life doesn’t come with rules But at least I got my friends To help me see That nothing’s as dark as it seems We’ll make it through T-t-t-takin over Teenage rebellion It’s our time It’s our year No more fantasizing about it Everything’s about to change We’re all gonna be okay   HEY! HEY! I am a walking basketcase Yeah I contradict myself Kaleidoscope of all things strange Through the madness i can tell I’ll be alright As long I put up a fight So here we go (So here we go) T-t-t-takin over Teenage rebellion It’s our time It’s our year No more fantasizing about it Everything’s about to change And we’re all gonna be okay   HEY! HEY!

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“Teenage Rebellion” [Fantasy High Junior Year Music Video] - written & performed by Sarah Barrios

Produced by Theo & The Climb

Mixed by Vic Cuccia

Mastered by Fili Filizzola

Lyrics:

I am perpetually confused A misfit and a mess Turns out life doesn’t come with rules But at least I got my friends To help me see That nothing’s as dark as it seems We’ll make it through T-t-t-takin over Teenage rebellion It’s our time It’s our year No more fantasizing about it Everything’s about to change We’re all gonna be okay   HEY! HEY! I am a walking basketcase Yeah I contradict myself Kaleidoscope of all things strange Through the madness i can tell I’ll be alright As long I put up a fight So here we go (So here we go) T-t-t-takin over Teenage rebellion It’s our time It’s our year No more fantasizing about it Everything’s about to change And we’re all gonna be okay   HEY! HEY!

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they just adore each other so much it's too much i can't

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Me when I’ve been saying that junior year wasn’t needed if the cast didn’t feel like playing teens any more but the announcement of said season has had me more active than I’ve been in months

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Anyway Murph had Galad Rosell kill Jens Lyndelle and then asked his brother in law to play a sad song about it, who responded by playing The Valiant Ol’ Cobb. Iconic

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Naddpod Carnegie based on what I can remember, post-show euphoria comedown. (That’s more for me so I can remember it later)

The music was played by a quintet, and the director was Emily’s brother, Brian. They were incredible.

Music started early and people talked through a lot of it but it was all incredible. When they played Kingshammer, everyone lost their shit after one note. When they finished we freaked out. We were correct to do this.

The whole two crew was dressed up and looked so great! Murph’s jacket was bedazzled.

The band stayed on stage for the show and played music under moments of it as it happened.

We started with the Boobs. They were nominated for the hit awards show, the Batubies, 5 years after the fall of Thiala. Bev was wearing a too-tight bow tie and grew a bad mustache. Hardwons outfit matched what Jake was wearing. Moonshine wild shaped just her torso into a penguin (still with huge boobs). Paw Paw was covered in hair gel and grew a perfect mustache. They were all gunning for pawpaw to win, and the photographers only wanted to photograph him.

Balnor was the host. He was possessed by a joke book, dungeons and laughies. He had veneers and Hardwon and Moonshine wanted some as well. Hardwon filed his teeth down to prepare, Moonsshine opted to wait for a dentist. The boobs HATED Balnor’s jokes. He hissed at them when they tried to take his book. Moonshine admitted to maybe being attracted to hissing Balnor.

The awards show started with an in memoriam to certain villains they’d killed. They were described: Josh - thrown out a window by Moonshine, The Crag - beheaded by Bev after a beheading song/dance (I do not remember lol), Galad - beheaded by Hardwon and then resurrected and beheaded by hardwons mom (jake blows kiss to Lydia), The Bear Prince - killed by Moonshine then brought back as a zombie so he could be killed by Hardwon, who was trapped in honey the whole fight, Thiala - eaten by Moonshine.

Awards were as follows: A best dramatic acting - they played clips from the actual pod; Hardwon finding out about his parents, Bev trying to resurrect Erlin when Thiala killed Pelor, Moonshine’s “child has a duty to his father, hero has a duty to the world”, and Donkey Kong’s recap of the wars - DK won. The audience was confused. Moonshine and Hardwon were angry because “that wasn’t canon”. DK sent in a video acceptance speech. Pendergreens won best redemption arc and gave a speech about how good Bowflexes are, and then Ren won a free bow flex. Coach Bortram won best smite, murph thought he remembered his voice. He did not

Best hero was the boobs rescinding their nominations so Paw Paw could win. Balnor, possessed, gave it to Galad, resurrecting him. Paw Paw was the only one to escape a restraining spell, and fled the theater, chosen knights in hot pursuit. The Boobs were annoyed with Balnor and when he died onstage were called out by Cobb and MeeMaw for being mean. It was nice to have Cobb.

Outside, he found the Triplets and Keychain, who were arguing with the astral worm bouncer because they weren’t on the list and Onyx dressed as one of the “Stranger Kids” cast to try to get in. (Murph still DMing, Caldwell as Keychain.) They wanted to kill Paw Paw (thought he was a weird dog) and were ready to fight the Chosen over it. Paw Paw rolled a nat 20 initiative, and ran again. Nyack killed 2 knights, Onyx killed 3 others. They got VIP passes and headed inside the theater, Onyx hitting on the astral worm along the way.

Paw Paw then found the Third Mates in a bar. Zirk drank windex, poisoned himself, and Fia and Hank also drank Windex. They talked about having Windex visions and seeing Windex Goblins. Paw Paw was familiar with the ladder. Bukvar could talk to Paw Paw and translated his distress to the Third Mates. He also asked why they drank Windex. Murph said that the bartender said “this only really sounds like one of you” and looked past zirk, very clearly calling out human man Caldwell. It was beautiful. They were ready to act, healed from poison by Paw Paw giving them water. Balnors evil book attacked, and Hank and Shank took it out in one turn, doing over 100 damage with an action surge. Murph was pleasantly shocked. Fia was able to use the disenchanted book to learn the spell to free everyone in the theater They then followed Paw Paw back to the theater.

Inside, everyone discovered that the Boobs had been kidnapped by Galad, who intended to use their blood to bring back Thiala. The only witnesses to this were our beloved Duck Team, who did not get restrained but didn’t help because they were busy playing smash on a DS.

Balnor, back alive, asked everyone to come help. There was some discussion over whether the triplets would go.

He took all the heroes in the Stormborn to the mountains of Irondeep. The triplets took over the captains quarters and claimed they already had rewards accounts. They tried to order chicken caesar salads from Calder, who could only find lettuce. Hank was steering, worried about gunk in the wheel. Fia was warming up the canons, Callie was in the crows nest. Sol was in the sails, Zirk got stuck in the engine. It was glorious.

Once in irondeep, they found Galad looming over the tied up boobs, stealing Rosaline back. They rolled initiative based on the highest dex of any of their characters and could choose one to take a turn as. It was dope as hell. Order was Galad, Jake, Emily, Caldwell.

Galad used his first turn to kill Jens. Turned him to dust. Murph demanded a sad song play for his death, and he got Valiant Ol’ Cobb. (Beautiful orchestration. Un fucking earned). The remaining triplets then explained his best moments to Balnor, including asking Keychain if he was a blender and watching Friends with headphones but the subs on so others could read it. Nyack shot at Galad. Onyx smacked the shit out of Galad (with the help of a chronal shift). Galad used legendaries to hit and then power word kill Nyack. The familiars freed the boobs. Zirk helped Bev use a “blue smite” (Windex reference) on Galad. Galad attacked and crit on Onyx. Hardwon smacked the shit out of Galad and killed him once again.

Paw Paw was then given the divine power Galad had and Murph said the audience could decide if he resurrected Nyack and Jens. It was a split vote. In the end, only Nyack was resurrected.

We then ended the show with a One Big Bed singalong. It was so wonderful and sweet and perfect.

All in all, it was a great fucking show. What an absolute gift. Here’s to 5 more years.