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Just one week of cicada days, we're losing touch
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my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny
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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
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This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies
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Hey.
The Onion just bought ALL of info wars. Like, ALL of it. The company, including the trademark and all trademarks under it, the rights to their supplements, all of their broadcast equipment. Everything.
Alex Jones was auctioning it off as a means of paying off his $1.5B debt to the victim families of the Sandy Hook shootings, who won two separate lawsuits against him.
And the families actually chose to forego a portion of the money they'd be receiving to increase the value of the Onion's bid.
For one, this is incredibly funny. Like, what a fucking hilarious development.
But on a sociological level, I consider this a HUGE win for propaganda.
source.
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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Size isn’t everything- unless you’re a fantasy character!
Here is some of the logic behind it, and some of the reasons why real weapons tend to be smaller than fictional ones.
Please support my videos if you like them and are able to! You’ll also get tutorials, bts, and art references!
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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
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every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour
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I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.
Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.
She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.
She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.
She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.
She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.
She should not call you names.
She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’
These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.
Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.
No one has the right to hurt you.
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cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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🥺 they have matching lines
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