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eia-posting · 9 months

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WHY DOES MEN AT LEGS GARDEN WITH A SHOTGUN!?

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eia-posting · 9 months

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Sorry I haven’t been posting much! I was recruiting people! here’s a bunch of people helping out with my dream of being able to live on PNF-404 permanently!

They’re all awesome! And none of them make me stay up all night for stupid glow sap!

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eia-posting · 10 months

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moss is a horror to behold, but I can take her down in less than 10 seconds.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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night shift is pain

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eia-posting · 10 months

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duckies acquired

I repeat

DUCKIES ACQUIRED.

I HAVE ALL THE DUCKIES.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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Oh you want me to go into that oversized structure over there that might have the stupid bitch we’re looking for?

Nah i’d rather find all the treasure and amass an army of leaflings to convince my team to let me stay on this planet when the job’s done.

what do you mean “I have to cure them?”

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eia-posting · 10 months

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fuck Yonny, he stole my tablet.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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Hoi, I know you fight a lot of enemies via pikmin but what's the worst one you've had to face so far?

that fucking water wraith.

I had a heart attack on every floor in that cave.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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Fuck the Winged Pikmin are here why are they so loud, I just wanna build a house in peace.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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I burnt the food. Shepherd isn’t too happy that I tried to cook.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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I’m going to try to cook with the notes I found in the cave, update will be soon.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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What is your favorite pikmin?

Scott is the best boy.

Gotta be the boy to release.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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What is your relationship with the flying pikmin?

I fricken hate them. They’re B’s that shouldn’t be able to exist with their tiny wings and stripes.

THEY DON’T MAKE SINCE.

AND WHY ARE THEY CALLED “WINGED PIKMIN”!? WHY NOT “PINK PIKMIN”!?!

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eia-posting · 10 months

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I crave violence on the Empress Bulblax

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eia-posting · 10 months

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I found a bunch of notes in a cave on how to cook and eat a bulborb.

I will try this recipe later.

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eia-posting · 10 months

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eia-posting · 10 months

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So you got names to put on the lazy pikmins... But out of curiosity, have you also thought of a name for the most hardworking/obedient ones?

eh, I call them stuff like Paperboys and Lifeguards. The lazy ones get names because they’re the odd ones out of the bunch.

I find it annoying, but there’s gotta be individuals in the hive somewhere.

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