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HAHAHA SQUIDWARD FLUTE

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I was thinking about how there’s no more tween idols or media anymore. like kids in the age of 11-14 being really obsessed with something marketed for them. we had miley cyrus, selena gomez, demi lovato, and the jonas brothers. there’s no tween pop music, no more songs about having fun with your friends or falling in love at the mall. everything that exists feels like content for adults. like I love doja cat but it is really weird to see 7 year olds singing along to “I heard from a friend of a friend that dick is a 10 out of 10” when I’m at work and the radio is on. like where is gen z’s “potential breakup song” or “dj got us falling in love” or “call me maybe”? then it hit me that “tween” doesn’t even exist anymore. right? like the internet has pressured pre-teens and teens to grow up fast, or at least try to look like it. it’s terrifying how the whole awkward phase has completely vanished. was everything like this when I was young or am I just out of touch?

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ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - Old Married Couple Ships [4/4] ↳ Today at lunch, you um, passed me a lemon. You didn’t even say anything. Oh, um, when we were on our date, you ordered a Coke with lemon. And at lunch, you had a Coke so… You noticed that?

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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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these are your best years, you’re young and full of energy” 

me after lunch:

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"mid 2000s songs they played at shitty grade school dances" should be considered a genre of music because i'm 99% sure anyone would name the exact same songs with this statement in mind

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me: does nothing for five days

me: today is a "me" day I deserve it I need to relax

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“They left me in the street, thinking I was dead. Believe me, I wanted to be.”

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010)

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I thought you liked the Cullens.

TWILIGHT 2008 | dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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Bella: My child it's completely fine

Resentment:

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tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

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TWILIGHT — 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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the funniest parts of midnight sun

with spoilers obviously

when Edward first smells Bella it takes him two pages of inner monologue before he thinks of holding his breath

apparently vampires can run so fast they don’t leave footprints in snow just like LotR elves and this is physics nonsense

Edward listening to a CD of “violent music”

“a word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady” ajlskdflj

Alice to Jasper: “I know you love me. Thanks.”

“And then my conscience smote me.”

“She was offended by my teasing. I must have done it wrong again.”

the “dazzling” moments from the original book are Edward fruitlessly trying to frighten people by baring his teeth I can’t deal

when Bella points this out he thinks “I’m losing my edge”

Edward worries about whether Bella thinks he’s pretty

Bella wears a shirt “cut low enough to reveal her collarbones” 

Edward literally thinks the sparkling will horrify and disgust her

“I avoided the word ‘sex’ because she did” OH GROW UP

“It was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” IS THE INTRODUCTION TO A PARAGRAPH OF HER MAKING CHEERIOS

the book. includes. a car chase.

during the car chase they knock off the side mirrors and EMMETT AND JASPER LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS SO EDWARD CAN READ THEIR MINDS AS REPLACEMENT SIDE MIRRORS this isn’t stated in the book but I like to imagine they stuck their heads all the way out like happy dogs

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Currently reading all of the twilight books for the first time and everyone owes Kristen Stewart an apology she played Bella perfectly. Bella just happens to have that personality.