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reblog if you currently don’t have a bra on
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Well, tumblr, its been fun
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In less than two months it’ll be a year since Dan and Phil played Bishi Bashi Special
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teeth are weird we’ve all licked our own skeleton
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i saw my chance and i took it
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okay I’m done goodnight
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I had mentioned before how my school is just plain disgusting and here is the proof students shared online recently and this is only one day. Imagine a whole year in this school. Its an okay school but this is just wrong.
Everyone came back from winter break and when we go have breakfast/lunch the juice/milk has mold and/or roaches and they just replaced the drinks didn’t even clean anything. I ended up still getting lunch and nothing to drink but even then the food had also gone bad.
This school always has problems with this kinda stuff but no one ever complains too much because it’s just the way it always has been and they know that even if they do say anything  no one will do anything about it because they never do.
The janitors don’t clean. there is only one janitor who does their job and does it well but one guy cant clean an entire school which has thousands of students and 2 large buildings.
In our school library we have signs saying don’t touch the books and don’t take them off the shelves so why do we even have a library when the books are not to be touched??
The water is always bad and ranges from green, grey and yellow its never clear and when it is it has a strange taste almost like chlorine.
When inspections are to be done they only clean certain places and take the inspectors there and only there.
The students who posted this on twitter are being forced to write apology letters and are being threatened with suspension and/or expulsion for violating school rules and tagging news stations and district people in their twitter post drawing direct attention to it. When we have a little something called freedom of speech and when it affects our health and learning environment then its worth the risk of defying school rules and their post weren’t rude in any way only sarcasm was slightly used but no cursing or inappropriate language was used whatsoever.  So this is just wrong.  Some of you wanted to know why I said my school was gross well here it is.
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eggslutphil · 9 years
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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
2. Wrong.
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girl: deeper!!!!
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look at this beautiful boy
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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING STOP AND READ THIS
Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to domestic violence resources and also has a “Go Button” that when you press it, if you’re in a compromising situation, alerts local authorities as well as local shelters and starts recording everything that is going on.
Now, if you’re looking up resources on the app and your abuser is near, simply press the X button and it brings you to a random news page. Same goes for the actual foundation site.
ITS COMPLETELY FREE Site
Apps
SPREAD THIS, DONT JUST “LIKE IT”
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