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I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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Out of Touch

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happy release day !! yay !!!!

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Things You Missed If You Did Not Go to Dashcon 2: Nessie @raccoonmilf, founder of the original Dashcon, knighting @strange-aeons, who proceeded to fight me with a real claymore for reasons you will find out in this video

(OK it's actually click bait to make you all watch the heartfelt speech by Dashcon 2 co-director Simone)

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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it's

bitch

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ohhh man oh man when the hero’s about to sacrifice their life to save the day and their lover pulls them into a tearful goodbye kiss but PSYCH IT’S A DISTRACTION SO THEIR LOVER CAN PUSH THEM TO SAFETY AND TAKE THEIR PLACE AND MAKE THE SACRIFICE INSTEAD

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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

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dumb