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the other night me and my friend hired an e-scooter while we were plastered bc we wanted to go to lord of the fries after our lesbian event and we immediately crashed right into an AusPost letter box at full speed :))) and im pretty sure I fractured my finger but oh well what are you gunna do ¯\_(ツ)_/

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they should invent a searching for jobs that doesn't open a miles-deep pit of despair and rage within me that gets deeper and wider with every scroll because it's all shit that is impossible for me to do because I am not a real human like other people

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yo wtf life is actually beautiful and i feeel connection its terrifying

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In a thousand-year-long situationship with my hometown

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Matthew Lillard and Angelina Jolie as “Cereal Killer” and “Acid Burn” in Hackers (1995) directed by Iain Softley

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Martin Larmont, The Effects of Masturbation, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide, 1861

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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MERYL STREEP?!

I’m watching big little lies and Nicole Kidman sounds so Aussie like come on girl she’s like ‘opehn the farking DAWR!!!’

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

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I’m watching big little lies and Nicole Kidman sounds so Aussie like come on girl she’s like ‘opehn the farking DAWR!!!’

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Pivsko Jezero, Montenegro

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Love when people who don’t think they are racist but are are talking to me about how ‘immigrants are ruining this country blah blah blah’ and then they ask me where I grew up and I say the uk and then they start trying to backtrack but the only way for them to get out of it is by basically admitting that I’m ok to be here bc I’m white and speak English so proving to me and themselves that yes they are actually fkn racist.

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btw if you borrow dvds or cds from library you can rip them onto your own blanks or onto your hard drive or whatever. librarians don’t care and they won’t know if you do it or not

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Hiking the MacKinnon Pass, New Zealand

National Geographic | January 1978