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ok well this blew my mind

This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.

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I usually don't make posts like this but I've seen others make posts like this and I like the discussions I feel worried about what Touchstarved is going to be. Don’t get me wrong, I deeply love Touchstarved, but I don't want it to be some booktok dark romance, I want genuine dark romance. I want to be repulsed, disgusted, terrified of what happens in the game. A good example of this is Obscura. It's a true dark romance game and I love how they don't shy away from the darkness, and I hope Touchstarved doesn't shy away from that either. I want the characters to be flawed, I want to reel away in horror at how horrible the characters are (in terms of actions and similar things). Anyway I've had these worries for a while now, and with more and more fans speaking up about this it really made me think a lot more and now I'm just hoping that Red Spring Studio doesn't cater to the fans that much in game like they are doing with the marketing. Speaking of marketing, please give us something besides Leander. We understand that he's handsome unnerving terrifying something aint right with that guy type of guy BUT PLEAAAAAAASE give the others time to shine too. What happened to Elyon and Sen? And its not only the characters, but the world too. I know there's fans like me who are invested in the world too, so tell us more about Eridia! Also quickly jumping back to Leander, I feel like constantly posting about him may make fans upset when the game comes out and he isn't what they expected him to be, so once again we understand hes creepy, now tell us about something else instead of edging us with Leander goddammit.

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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Went to the Renaissance Festival this past weekend dressed as a jester and my outfits colors unintentionally matched one of the knights who was jousting. Now I'm just thinking about Jester making a motley in Augustines colors to wear when supporting him during competitions and such

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the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

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people who hate littles are so strange like ur having beef with a toddler

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today is video games’s birthday.

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Eat! Your! Dad!

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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none of the standard emojis convey the truly malicious excitement I often wish to express. so I’ve started using 👹 instead

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fanart of that fuckass knockoff mouthwashing mobile game

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My little book club is reading His Dark Materials and daemons came up while my betrothed and I were cuddling in bed.

They said to me, “Do you think anyone’s daemon is a mosquito?”

“What? No way, that’s way too small!”

“No,” they countered, “We see beetles and butterflies, Pan turned into a little lightning bug, and a moth.”

I digested this information in silence, and then my betrothed started shaking with laughter and pitched in two different voices. “‘Where’s your daemon?’ ‘Oh, it’s a tick.’”

I let out such a guttural sound of amusement and horror that I scared the cats. I couldn’t stop laughing and repeating, “It’S a TiCk!!!”

I escalated in hilarity to choking out, “The only blood it can eat is it’s own persons! They JusT gO aRouNd with a TiCk on their face!”

“I don’t think daemons need to eat, do they?” They asked.

“IT’S A tIcK!!” I responded, tears rolling down my face, hyperventilating at the best and worst concept I’d ever imagined.

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very funny things happening on the afab underwear post in the form of idiots in the comments tryna explain how "it's physically inconvenient for afab bodies to wear anything other than womens underwear" do you know how many cis lesbians wear walmart boxers you people are unsaveable. UN FUCKING SAVEABLE