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me @ clotho

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Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

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"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

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Guess who’s going to subject Tumblr to Henry Twilliger thoughts? :DD

Heads up for the new long form, Green Leaves on a Summer’s Day, spoilers!

(Side note, I have not watched Marigolds, Bluebells, and Hugh but people on the discord said there’s crossover potential there :))

Anyway, Henry has to have been kidnapped by Mildred, right? That’s why he called her Mildred in the beginning and that’s why Mildred was trying to coerce Little Hampton into staying with her: she’s done this before.

I assume he was taken rather early because Henry speaks like a kid/teenager most of the play. He refers to Little Hampton as a friend and someone to play with. Maybe he’d gone over Mildred’s fence and he was about to be drained of youth so he appealed to her to be her son/helper. She agrees and locks him with her with magic for the next two hundred years.

Now the question is: how did Henry play for the Miami Dolphins? I’ve got a small theory/head canon where Henry begged Mildred enough to go play American football that she eventually agreed. He finally got to go out and hang out with actual people again.

And then he comes back and finds out that Mildred has been draining a lot of football talents and young people “for him.” The only reason her magic was able to extend far enough was because she killed all those people. Then Henry, out of guilt, quit the football league and went to stay with Mildred forever.

Some small ideas :) I like when characters can’t leave somewhere for a variety of reasons

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Well they’re gonna see more by the end of this longform 😀

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kind of mr terwilliger core?

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was a bit late to watching GLOASD but IT WAS AMAZING OML-

first of all, I owe my whole life to the audience member who suggested that title because my god did I jump out of my chair when I first saw it.

secondly- HOLY SHIT THE PLOT?? THE TENSION?? SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD AT DOING HORROR I WAS LITERALLY ON EDGE THE WHOLE TIME

thirdly, what the fuck AJ. I did not need the imagery of you making out with Tom's hand (-_-"") seriously I think I might be traumatised from that lol

anyways, that was incredible (/ref), I might do a more structured analysis later :]

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random headcanon that popped into my head but y'know those pacts that friends sometimes make to marry each other if they're both single by the age of 30 or something?

yeah Amanda and Clarissa definitely had one of those pacts

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i apologize to my followers for the contents of this post, if you don’t watch shoot from the hip stop reading now, this is not a place of honor etc

ok anyways everyone is reasonably disturbed by the fact that aj passionately made out with tom’s hand live on stage, but i feel like as a community we’re glossing over the fact that he also gave it head. like that is also a thing that happened. im happy to ignore it if that’s what we’re doing but i feel like not enough people are aware of this

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The parallels between Strange Noises and Green Leaves are driving me insane.

two Eldritch beings as the main villains who capture children and trap them for literally hundreds of years

the children have no way of escaping on their own until someone on the outside - another child - befriends them

they accidentally lure the other child into the trap and that child (nearly) gets trapped as well

the trapped children undergo some form of transformation (Clarissa gets turned into a buffet cart while Henry becomes some sort of energy vampire)

they also grow into adults during their imprisonment but retain some child-like characteristics

all children manage to escape in the end (though escape looks very different for Henry and Clarissa)

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I'm beginning to think Sam just likes saying Twilliger

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i think the key to being a successful classroom teacher is having an ordinary classroom material (eg pen, highlighter, book) but in a really and truly ridiculous size and using it regularly without comment. nothing both throws off and enchants a student of any age than more than walking up to your desk to ask you a question and pausing with baffled uncertainty as they see you grading papers with a pen so large you cannot actually hold it the way you would normally hold a writing utensil. there is a brief moment as they look at you where you are able to raise an eyebrow and go "yes?" while acting like absolutely nothing is odd about the fact that you are currently writing with a multicolor my little pony pen that is half the girth of your forearm and in that moment you hold the most power in the entire school. use it wisely

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The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

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Sydney: Jedi, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Jedidiah A.A. Martin: Sydney, we talked about this. You’re not going to use Lucille’s dark, likely evil, magic to turn yourself into a decomposer.

Sydney: But would you?

Jedidiah: …Yes?

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme