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Conjunction: Jupiter and Saturn

Credit: Vladimir Machek

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someone’s probably already done this but i needed to make it

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wheres the megamind fandom at we have to vote for him for president

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a recent conversation in my group chat 

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Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.

i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr

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“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

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y'know how ppl call gays fruits what if we called straight ppl vegetables and bi ppl snacks and asexuals desserjdjfkc mJdmdmcmn n mkxmxlzlslzll)$("!"?mk)*("?"???mmsnndmxm!$!"!(_)$)$)$("!"mdndnncncjckdkdlkfkcmcncnmfnndhjdnfnfnfnncmcncn($+_!'("?"(("!'+'!_('?"kdjfnfkfmfjc?"!'!'?'/02938_+_+!!kxnxmxkzlzkjxncnncmcjcjcjfnmdjkxk

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*does a gay little plugging my phone into a wall outlet that makes BBC Sherlock want to armchair diagnose me with alcoholism*

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yes? yes

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doing a giveaway for my virginity at 4k followers

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the fact that jupiter and saturn haven’t been physically and observably this close since 1226 is so poetic bc you’re telling me i’m going to look up at and admire the same astronomical anomaly in the sky that someone hundreds and hundreds of years ago, with less knowledge of the stars and the planets than we have now, also looked up at and admired nonetheless. the past is long gone but the awareness of being connected to someone somewhere long ago thru the night sky is overwhelming me

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thinking about this serve

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I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS dir. Bill Melendez

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you're telling me a blunt forced this trauma

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SUGAR

SPICE

AND EVERYTHING NICE

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little nations

But Professor Doitsu accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction…

CHEMICAL X

[KABOOOOOMMM]

Thus, the Axis Powers were born!! Using their ultra-super powers, 

KIKU

FELICIANO

AND LUDWIG 

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME

AND THE FORCES OF THE ALLIES

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