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People who have expensive* tattoos...

*Expensive would be however much you perceive it as expensive. So if your tattoo was $500 and thats expensive for your budget, then it is, but if its $500 and that's not expensive for your budget, then it isn't.

**And by "most expensive thing you ever bought", i'm including tuition, houses, apartments, cars, vacation trips, etc. If you traveled/flew to get your tattoo, I would count that as part of the cost.

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✉ the process of learning you (ch. 23): office adventures

summary: you venture out of Doppio's apartment, determined to bring him lunch at work, but can you find your way...? words: 5.2k

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✉ the process of learning you

doppio x hybrid!reader warnings: 18+ mdni, slow burn, fluff, smut, owner/pet dynamic, noncon/dubcon, drug use & abuse, yandere, rough sex, degradation/dumbification, sex trafficking words: 20.3k+

✉ a recipe for peaches

tomoe x reader warnings: 18+ mdni, domestic fluff, smut, yandere, foodplay, sex toys, dirty talk, semi-public sex, cockwarming, emotional manipulation words: 10.7k

✉ invisible handcuffs

dolce x reader warnings: fluff, angst, slow burn, miscommunication, sexual assault mention, hurt/comfort, major character death words: 13.9k

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✉ candy-making 101

poco pio & babysitter!reader warnings: platonic relationship, fluff, shenanigans, minor injury, wound dressing words: 3.9k

✉ only one treat

doom x dom!reader warnings: 18+ mdni, smut, face sitting, owner/pet dynamic, oral sex, creampie, aftercare, dacryphilia words: 7.1k

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“are u okay?” no i need more money

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frog please

here's a little frog friend just for you :3

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