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some healthy eating tips i learned throughout the years:

hot tea: “sooth” the stomach

salad: “absorb” the oil from your intetine

tomato: “sour” so good for your health

coca cola: “release” MSG from your body

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I MEAN YEAH THIS IS ACCURATE AF!

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It’s crazy how it takes 20 years to make a Wicked movie and once they do, it comes out just after Trump’s reelection. The stripping of minority rights, rollback of progress, and intentional demonization of activists are such central themes in that story, and here we are, watching queer people/immigrants/women/people of color/etc being slowly stripped of their rights under conservative regimes. Personally, watching Dr. Dillamond’s firing seemed analogous to deportation of immigrants or firing/silencing of queer teachers. And then the fact that another core theme is the way the government constructs propaganda to make a mediocre con man look like a god!! And all this is shown to be horrifyingly and objectively wrong!! Absolutely insane timing.

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The Thanksgiving Myth

The "friendly Indians", that kids all across the US dress up as in generic stereotypical caricature "Indian" costumes in the week leading to Thanksgiving, are not characters in a play, or people of the past. They are the Wampanoag Tribes— learn their history today.

"In 1692 the Wampanoag Tribe Had Its Own Agenda: In American lore, friendly Indians helped freedom-loving colonists. In real life, the Wampanoags had a problem they didn’t know how to fix." By David J Silverman in The Atlantic

"The Myths of the Thanksgiving Story and the Lasting Damage They Imbue",by Clair Bugos in Smithsonian Magazine. Interview with the above author.

"Do American Indians celebrate Thanksgiving?" by Dennis Zotigh in Smithsonian Magazine

WATCH People of the First Light, Thanksgiving: A Native Perspective on Youtube

Donate

Donate to the Native-Run Land Conservation program in New England

Donate to the Wôpanâak Language Reclamation Project

Donate to the Native American Rights Fund

Support, learn, and donate to the Wampanoag Tribes directly:

Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe. Mashpee MA. Culture & History, Donate, Facebook,

Herring Pond Wampanoag Tribe. Plymouth MA. History , Donate , Instagram , Facebook, Twitter

Chappaquiddick Wampanoag Tribe. Edgardtown, MA History , Donate , Instagram, Facebook

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The answer to your problems is self-discipline

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i had to update the classic popular line

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new DB Cooper theory: he went up

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

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if no one else is gonna post it

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Made this for u 💝

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Painting queer icons/characters for pride month #1: Laura Jane Grace

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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

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this is hands down my favourite philomena cunk moment